Sean Sandulak verbatimgibberish.com Objective I am currently looking for a position where I don’t have to do a lot but still get paid tons of money for it. Tons of money! Like board of directors. Or SEO consultant. But…
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I Need A Job (or None Need Apply)
Tagged with: Business, comedy, complaining, Employment, humor, lies, miscellaneous, random nonsense, Rationalization (making excuses), satire, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Anatomy of Customer Service (or Do You Want My Money or Not?)
Based on a true story. Apply for new credit card. Get accepted for new credit card. Wait for new credit card. Wait longer for new credit card. Get a letter that tells me to go to post office to get…
Tagged with: annoyed, ATM, Business, comedy, complaining, Credit card, Financial Services, humor, miscellaneous, Personal identification number, random nonsense, satire, Security, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Noisy Neighbour Update (or I’ll Blow Your House Down)
I’ll make this one short and sweet because I know you’ve got better things to do this weekend than reading my blog. I’ve been a little busy to this week what with being Freshly Pressed and all. (Humblebrag) So, now…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, complaining, free, humor, miscellaneous, Neighbours, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Whine Tasting
No Autographs Please (or Sign on the Bottom Line)
(Photo credit: Wikipedia) It has long been a staple of fandom: that scrawl of ink across a piece of paper that announces to the world that you met, er… what’s his name. You know, he was in that thing with…
Tagged with: Autograph, celebrity, Collecting, comedy, complaining, culture, entertainment, free, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, truth
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Death To Emoticons (or Put On A Happy Face)
I have never used an emoticon and I never will. Back in the days of green screen monitors and five-and-a-half inch floppy disks, someone figured out that a colon, a dash, and a parenthesis looked a little like a happy…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, emoji, emoticon, humor, miscellaneous, Morse code, random nonsense, satire, silliness, Smiley, snarkiness, truth, Twitter, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd
WordAds and the Evil Empire (or What Are You Selling?)
Okay, first off, this blog and the other one will now be posted on Tumblr at seansandulak.tumblr.com so you can pick them up from there if you chose. *crosses that off to do list* Next, this is mostly for bloggers,…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, blogger, complaining, Google Adsense, Google+, miscellaneous, Publishers, random nonsense, snarkiness, technology, Tools, truth, Tumblr, Twitter, whining, WordPress
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Announcements, Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Announcements, Blog
Verbatim Gibberish 