So, I don’t like hockey. Shhh… don’t tell anyone, or they may kick me out of the country. Or burn me alive. It’s fifty-fifty at this point. People get very passionate about [insert local sports franchise here]. They like to…
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Be a Good Sport (or I’m a Bad Canadian)
Tagged with: comedy, complaining, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, whining
Posted in Blog, Demented Dialogs, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, Demented Dialogs, I'm Just Saying
Binge Watching and Spoiler Purging (or Don’t Be One of Those People)
In an age where entertainment is increasingly available on demand, the practice of binge watching has become commonplace. For those who don’t know, that’s where you catch up on back episodes of a particular show in a short amount of…
Tagged with: Breaking Bad, Cable television, humor, miscellaneous, Quantum Leap, random nonsense, television, Walking Dead, whining
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
The rear end of winter
So, it’s finally spring here. I can tell by how everything smells like dog shit and rotting garbage. Probably from the months of accumulated dog shit and garbage that have started to thaw. Thanks, neighbours. And that’s before the geese…
Tagged with: Canada, comedy, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, Victoria Day, whining
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Don’t Make This Year Regret The Day It Was Born (or Something Like That)
So who decided to put the start of the day in the middle of the night? Or the start of the year in the middle of winter? Who ate all the cupcakes? Why do we care when the odometer…
Tagged with: Auld Lang Syne, Blog, cupcake, drunk, Happy New Year, Holiday, humor, miscellaneous, New Year, New Year's Day, New Years Eve, random nonsense, silliness
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
The Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read Top Ten Lists
It’s the end of the year (not the end of the world as a bored media would have you believe) and that means Christmas, New Years, and top ten lists. The latter is certainly one tradition we could all do…
Tagged with: annoyed, celebrity, comedy, complaining, DPchallenge, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, I'm Just Saying
Nothing To See Here (or Move Along, Move Along)
So, I wish I could tell you about all the exciting things that happened to me this past week, but there aren’t any stories to tell. No rocks fell from the sky and hit me. No holes opened up in…
Tagged with: comedy, humor, Klingon, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, zombies
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
I Redefine The Phrase Puppy Muffins (or Get Behind Me, Satan)
So, a nun cut in front of me in line at the pharmacy today. That sounds like the start of a bad joke. And I guess in a way it is. The only way it would be funnier is if…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, Dog, Human, humor, miscellaneous, Pet, Puppy, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Let Me Be The First To Say Humbug (or Nine Ways To Cook Reindeer)
(Photo credit: Wikipedia) I am hiding from Christmas. So far I’ve managed not to hear any Christmas music this year, but mostly because I haven’t left the house. I used to work in retail, so I’ve gotten a lifetime dose…
Tagged with: annoyed, Bastille Day, cake, Canada Day, Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, comedy, complaining, culture, Halloween, Holiday, humor, Labour Day, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, truth, whining, zombies
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Things I know less about than I think, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Things I know less about than I think, Whine Tasting
Somebody Disagree With Me (or Wish Me A Merry Christmas, I Dare You)
I am a complete and total failure as a blogger. Here I am, eagerly set to engage a willing audience in a lively debate, and you all have to go and agree with everything I say. Maybe I should talk…
Tagged with: annoyed, Black Friday, Christmas, Christmas controversy, complaining, humor, Iran, miscellaneous, NASA, opinion, random nonsense, satire, truth, Uganda, War on Drugs, War on Terror
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Geeks, Nerds And The Men Who Love Them (or Dealing With Nerd Shaming)
Every once in a while, within any given community, someone will do something incredibly stupid. And we will laugh at them and call them names. It makes us feel better, at least for a little while, until the next idiot…
Tagged with: annoyed, celebrity, complaining, culture, entertainment, Felicia Day, Firefly, gaming, geek, Google+, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, truth, Wil Wheaton
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Now on sale
Did I actually say that?
- The Zookeeper’s Dilemma Is Now On Sale
- The Zookeeper’s Dilemma (Part Two)
- The Zookeeper’s Dilemma (Part One)
- A portion of the pre-orders for The Zookeeper’s Dilemma go to support animal rescue charities
- A New Zookeeper’s Dilemma Scene and Some Thoughts on Inkshares
- The Zookeeper’s Dilemma Is Now Taking Pre-Orders
- The Problem with Prophecy (Part 11)
- The Problem with Prophecy (Part 10)
- The Problem with Prophecy (Part 9)
- The Problem with Prophecy (Part 8)
What are you looking at?
Things I Will Probably Regret Later
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- It must already be March in Florida because there's no Black History there anymore. #MarchinFlorida 1 month ago
- Decorate for Christmas?🎄 It'll be a miracle if I vacuum this year. 2 months ago
- Since he'll do anything a poll says, should @elonmusk give away all his money to transgender youth in crisis? 3 months ago
- I'ma just leave this here. Who Said It: Kanye or Hitler? youtu.be/0RMdwA8GWB8 #13yearsago 3 months ago
- If we ever get a real edit option on Twitter, I'm going to change all my old tweets to "@elonmusk can suck a bag of dicks." 4 months ago
- I joined Twitter 11 years ago. Fitting as it's now run by an 11-year-old. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/D0bo7EG20l 4 months ago
- Maybe @elonmusk just wanted to go down as the biggest troll in history. If so, mission accomplished. Of course, if… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 months ago
- RT @rebeccawatson: tired: being angry at scooby doo bc velma is gay wired: being angry at scooby doo bc the movies introduced the paranorm… 5 months ago
- Join us on the @vaginalfantasy Discord Tue July 5th at 6 pm Pacific as we wrap up Pride Month with our chat about "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 8 months ago
- Voting now open for our @vaginalfantasy June Pride pick on our Discord. discord.com/invite/QtETnmF #polls 🏳️🌈 Also,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 9 months ago
- Our @vaginalfantasy pick for April is "The A.I. Who Loved Me" by @AlyssaColeLit goodreads.com/book/show/5346… Join us fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 months ago
Goodreads
That is so meta…
Time until the end of the world
The Big DayApril 13, 2036
13.1 years to go.
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