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Let Me Be The First To Say Humbug (or Nine Ways To Cook Reindeer)

(Photo credit: Wikipedia) I am hiding from Christmas. So far I’ve managed not to hear any Christmas music this year, but mostly because I haven’t left the house. I used to work in retail, so I’ve gotten a lifetime dose

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Things I know less about than I think, Whine Tasting

Achievement Unlocked: Freshly Pressed (or The Wil Wheaton Bump)

I have proof! I said I would do it and it’s finally happened. I done gone and got Freshly Pressed y’all! (I don’t know why I’m talking like that. I’m still a little dizzy.) And it only took eight weeks.

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Posted in Blog, Just nerding out

Simile (or Love Is A Four Letter Word)

In response to the Weekly Writing Challenge: Easy As Pie from The Daily Post at WordPress.com Simile (A Poem by The Clueless Troubadour) Love is like a helium balloon Let it go and it flies away Hold it too close

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Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration

I’m My Own Worst Enemy

(or My Inner Dialogue Part Five) “So I was going to talk to myself today but apparently I did something to really piss myself off. I’m not sure what it was, but it must have been bad.” [silence] “Yessiree. I

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.

Glutton for Punishment (or My Inner Dialogue Part 3)

So, I’m talking to myself and I say, “Hey, me.” [silence] “Cut it out. I know you’re there.” [silence] “Fine. I’ll just sing sea chanties until you answer me.” “Wait. What? Sorry, I was just thinking to myself.” “I didn’t

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Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.

Consumption Culture (or Are You Going to Eat That?)

Everywhere I go, people are eating something. I go to the park and there are sodas and ice cream cones. I go to the shopping mall and people are wandering around with a cup of coffee and a danish. I

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Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think

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