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Tagged with: comedy, humor, kittens, miscellaneous, quiz, random nonsense, satire, silliness, survey
Posted in Blog, Random Nonsense
Posted in Blog, Random Nonsense
You’re Going to Have To Do Better Than That
If you’re like me, sometimes it can be a little hard to get motivated. All too often this: can feel like this: But then I got to thinking that maybe it’s not me, it’s them. There’s a whole segment of…
Tagged with: comedy, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, snarkiness
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Friend Or Faux? (or The Unexpected House Guest)
So, my cable provider wants to be my friend. At least that’s what they seemed to be saying in a recent email that they sent me. Great, I could always use a new friend. Do you want to go out…
Tagged with: comedy, complaining, dating, Facebook, Friends, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, whining
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Be My Valentine (or What’s Love Got To Do With It)
So since Christmas, I’ve noticed that page views for my blogs have been way down. I’ve heard the same complaint from other bloggers as well, so it’s not just me. (Phew. Although I wouldn’t blame you. I wouldn’t read this…
Tagged with: Blog, humor, inspirational, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, Valentine, valentine day
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Dictionary.com Takes A Huge Dump On Nerd Culture (or Let’s Get Hashtag Epic Fail Trending)
WARNING: This post is tl;dr and contains much snarkiness and nerdiness. I have used both the dictionary.com website and the app for a while now, mostly when I want a quick second opinion about a definition, and I am not…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, complaining, culture, dictionary.com, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, whining, writer, writing
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
The Five Stages Of Writing (or I Feel Your Pain)
Like dealing with grief, writing also has five stages. STAGE ONE – Caffeination Most writing begins with some sort of stimulant. Much writing is done late at night because writers are so easily distracted during the day and fail to…
Tagged with: Blog, books, comedy, complaining, cupcake, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining, writer, writing, Writing and Editing
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Cleanup Your Act On Aisle Three (or Holiday Spirit Is Also Known As Rum)
It is important at this time of year to observe a few simple rules when shopping to avoid unnecessary delays and hurt feelings, so here is my seasonal shopping guide, or Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Four Holiday…
Tagged with: annoyed, Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, comedy, complaining, Holiday, humor, miscellaneous, NyQuil, Opinions, random nonsense, Rum, satire, silliness, snarkiness, zombies
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Verbatim Gibberish 
Spammers Aren’t Even Trying Anymore (or If You’re Going To Try To Screw Me, You Could At Least Buy Me Dinner)
So, I’m checking my blog stats today, because I’m {narcissistic|a responsible person|bored|compulsive}, and I notice that I’ve gotten twice as many spam comments as I have real comments from readers like you. On my other blog, that ratio is ten…
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog