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Don’t Make This Year Regret The Day It Was Born (or Something Like That)

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

So who decided to put the start of the day in the middle of the night? Or the start of the year in the middle of winter? Who ate all the cupcakes? Why do we care when the odometer…

Tagged with: Auld Lang Syne, Blog, cupcake, drunk, Happy New Year, Holiday, humor, miscellaneous, New Year, New Year's Day, New Years Eve, random nonsense, silliness
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

Cleanup Your Act On Aisle Three (or Holiday Spirit Is Also Known As Rum)

Posted on December 6, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

It is important at this time of year to observe a few simple rules when shopping to avoid unnecessary delays and hurt feelings, so here is my seasonal shopping guide, or Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Four Holiday…

Tagged with: annoyed, Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, comedy, complaining, Holiday, humor, miscellaneous, NyQuil, Opinions, random nonsense, Rum, satire, silliness, snarkiness, zombies
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting

Let Me Be The First To Say Humbug (or Nine Ways To Cook Reindeer)

Posted on November 23, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

(Photo credit: Wikipedia) I am hiding from Christmas. So far I’ve managed not to hear any Christmas music this year, but mostly because I haven’t left the house. I used to work in retail, so I’ve gotten a lifetime dose…

Tagged with: annoyed, Bastille Day, cake, Canada Day, Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, comedy, complaining, culture, Halloween, Holiday, humor, Labour Day, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, truth, whining, zombies
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Things I know less about than I think, Whine Tasting

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If we ever get a real edit option on Twitter, I'm going to change all my old tweets to "@elonmusk can suck a bag of dicks." 2 months ago
I joined Twitter 11 years ago. Fitting as it's now run by an 11-year-old. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/D0bo7EG20l 2 months ago
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Join us on the @vaginalfantasy Discord Tue July 5th at 6 pm Pacific as we wrap up Pride Month with our chat about "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 7 months ago
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