So, it’s been a while. Just thought I’d let you know I’m still alive. It’s April 15th and it’s snowing outside, so instead of pounding my head on my desk, I thought I’d send you a note.

Not me (Photo credit: Flicktone)

Just kidding. Seriously, I haven’t had much to write about, so I didn’t want to bore with my non-life and have the dullness rub off on you. I’m conscientious like that. But I know all three of you who read this blog have been dying for a fresh taste, a tender nugget of bloggity goodness, so here you go…

 Also not me (Photo credit: Mark Taggart)

Nope, still got nothing. I guess my blogging muscles have atrophied from lack of use. Well, as I do some stretches, here’s a stupid top ten list to tide you over:

Top ten signs you may be a nerd

1. You use “frak” as if it were a real word

2. You own dice with more than six sides

   

   Not mine (Photo credit: Jeremy Boggs)

3. You have a special pouch for your dice

4. You ever heard a math joke and thought it was funny

5. You have more toys or comics than your kids (or you have toys or comics instead of kids)
   

6. You have playing cards with something other than spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs

   

   Also not mine

7. You have ever had a debate over whether “light sabre” is one or two words

8. You have an opinion about Babylon 5

9. You call yourself a geek not a nerd (same difference)

10. You read this post because it had the word “nerd” in the title

 Also, it’s one word and it’s spelled “lightsaber“, despite what my spellcheck says. The more you know.

Also not me, although there is a resemblance to the tall one in the middle (Photo by Bonnie Burton.)

About Sean Sandulak

Crazed recluse and sociophobe who has taken up writing after failing at everything else. Send pizza.