So, I had this dream last night where it was West Side Story, but all the characters were from Star Wars. Instead of the Jets and Sharks, it was the Jedi versus the Stormtroopers, Han was wandering through Spanish Harlem…
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I Dream of Jedi (or Follow You Follow Me)
Tagged with: Blog, Facebook, geek, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, Star Wars, Twitter, West Side Story, whining, YouTube video
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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Things I Thought About Today (or Another Possible Start For The Zombie Apocalypse)
Every time I post complete nonsense that I just pulled out of my butt ten minutes ago I get a flood of new followers, so from now on I will just post random keystrokes. Vfihdgkbfbv bfbbh fj by do at.…
Tagged with: Blog, comedy, Ellen, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, Zombie apocalypse
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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Top Ten Signs You May Be a Nerd (or What’s That Noise)
So, it’s been a while. Just thought I’d let you know I’m still alive. It’s April 15th and it’s snowing outside, so instead of pounding my head on my desk, I thought I’d send you a note. Just kidding. Seriously,…
Tagged with: Blog, comedy, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, silliness
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Just nerding out
Be My Valentine (or What’s Love Got To Do With It)
So since Christmas, I’ve noticed that page views for my blogs have been way down. I’ve heard the same complaint from other bloggers as well, so it’s not just me. (Phew. Although I wouldn’t blame you. I wouldn’t read this…
Tagged with: Blog, humor, inspirational, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, Valentine, valentine day
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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Blogging (or Why Do I Do This To Myself?)
So, it’s been a while. I’m not ignoring you fine people out there; I just ran out of things to say. A lot of people blog about their daily lives, but mine has been pretty boring. I’ve gone into hibernation…
Tagged with: Blog, complaining, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, writing
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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
I Get My First (Sort Of) Death Threat (or Google Is Skynet)
So after I posted yesterday, I went out looking for a job, because I just saw how much money wasn’t in my bank account. I took the bus downtown, because it’s impossible to park and it’s just a twenty-minute…
Tagged with: Aisha Tyler, Blog, comedy, cupcake, Felicia Day, Google+, humor, iPod, miscellaneous, podcast, random nonsense, silliness
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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Trolls and Challenges (or No Post Today)
No post today because I wasted invested all of my allotted blogging time on this story on my other blog. Please go and check it out and I’ll be back tomorrow. Also, sorry about making you click through the extra…
Tagged with: Blog, books, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, short story, storytelling, writer, writing
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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Announcements, Blog, Tell me another story
Noisy Neighbour Update (or I’ll Blow Your House Down)
I’ll make this one short and sweet because I know you’ve got better things to do this weekend than reading my blog. I’ve been a little busy to this week what with being Freshly Pressed and all. (Humblebrag) So, now…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, complaining, free, humor, miscellaneous, Neighbours, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, whining
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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Whine Tasting
No Autographs Please (or Sign on the Bottom Line)
(Photo credit: Wikipedia) It has long been a staple of fandom: that scrawl of ink across a piece of paper that announces to the world that you met, er… what’s his name. You know, he was in that thing with…
Tagged with: Autograph, celebrity, Collecting, comedy, complaining, culture, entertainment, free, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, truth
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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Verbatim Gibberish 
Spammers Aren’t Even Trying Anymore (or If You’re Going To Try To Screw Me, You Could At Least Buy Me Dinner)
So, I’m checking my blog stats today, because I’m {narcissistic|a responsible person|bored|compulsive}, and I notice that I’ve gotten twice as many spam comments as I have real comments from readers like you. On my other blog, that ratio is ten…
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