So, I had this dream last night where it was West Side Story, but all the characters were from Star Wars. Instead of the Jets and Sharks, it was the Jedi versus the Stormtroopers, Han was wandering through Spanish Harlem…
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I Dream of Jedi (or Follow You Follow Me)
Tagged with: Blog, Facebook, geek, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, Star Wars, Twitter, West Side Story, whining, YouTube video
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
It was a dark and stormy night…
For those of you who are unaware of my obsession with VandalEyes, this will mean nothing, but after two of my favorite Twitter people posted shots of their glamorous makeovers for a Cupcake Quarterly calendar shoot and a bout of…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, Dark 'N Stormy, googly eye, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, silliness, Twitter, VandalEyes
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
I Know You’re My Friend But I Don’t Like You (or Adventures In Facebooking)
So, after avoiding it for many years, I finally caved and started a Facebook account. I’ve always been more of a Twitter guy. I like the brevity and simplicity of it. Facebook always seemed more like your parents’ social media.…
Tagged with: comedy, Facebook, humor, IPad, miscellaneous, Online Communities, random nonsense, Sally Field, satire, silliness, snarkiness, social media, Twitter, Walmart, Words With Friends
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Achievement Unlocked: Freshly Pressed (or The Wil Wheaton Bump)
I have proof! I said I would do it and it’s finally happened. I done gone and got Freshly Pressed y’all! (I don’t know why I’m talking like that. I’m still a little dizzy.) And it only took eight weeks.…
Tagged with: Big Bang Theory, Blog, cake, entertainment, geek, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, Social Networking, Twitter, Wil Wheaton
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Wil Wheaton Blew Up My Twitter Account (or That’s Show Business)
So, I just wanted to immortalize this on the blog before it disappeared forever from the twittersphere. Friday morning, on a whim, I threw together a quick caption from a behind-the-scenes photo of Wil Wheaton and his wife Anne on…
Tagged with: Big Bang Theory, Bill Prady, Chuck Lorre, entertainment, geek, Guild, humor, Jim Parsons, nerd, random nonsense, Sheldon, silliness, Twitter, Wil Wheaton
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Death To Emoticons (or Put On A Happy Face)
I have never used an emoticon and I never will. Back in the days of green screen monitors and five-and-a-half inch floppy disks, someone figured out that a colon, a dash, and a parenthesis looked a little like a happy…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, emoji, emoticon, humor, miscellaneous, Morse code, random nonsense, satire, silliness, Smiley, snarkiness, truth, Twitter, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd
WordAds and the Evil Empire (or What Are You Selling?)
Okay, first off, this blog and the other one will now be posted on Tumblr at seansandulak.tumblr.com so you can pick them up from there if you chose. *crosses that off to do list* Next, this is mostly for bloggers,…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, blogger, complaining, Google Adsense, Google+, miscellaneous, Publishers, random nonsense, snarkiness, technology, Tools, truth, Tumblr, Twitter, whining, WordPress
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Announcements, Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Announcements, Blog
In A Subjunctive Mood (or Long Live The Drama Queen)
So I’ve decided I’m going to try to post something every day. Well, every weekday. Why? I don’t know; it seemed like a good idea at the time. I probably wouldn’t if I were the kind of person who thought…
Tagged with: Blog, DPchallenge, Facebook, Google+, Grammar, Grammatical person, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, social media, Subjunctive mood, Twitter, writer, writing
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, DPchallenge, Word Nerd
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, DPchallenge, Word Nerd
Verbatim Gibberish 
Spammers Aren’t Even Trying Anymore (or If You’re Going To Try To Screw Me, You Could At Least Buy Me Dinner)
So, I’m checking my blog stats today, because I’m {narcissistic|a responsible person|bored|compulsive}, and I notice that I’ve gotten twice as many spam comments as I have real comments from readers like you. On my other blog, that ratio is ten…
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog