That book I’ve been threatening to put out is finally here. It’s my Vaginal Fantasy Book Club-inspired story of a young zookeeper named Lucy who finds out there’s more to the animals she’s been caring for than she ever could…
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The Zookeeper’s Dilemma Is Now On Sale
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The Zookeeper’s Dilemma (Part Two)
I’m posting the first few scenes from my new novel The Zookeeper’s Dilemma which is currently fundraising over at Inkshares. If you enjoy this teaser, please share, review, or pre-order a copy for yourself. The beginning of this story Day…
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The Zookeeper’s Dilemma (Part One)
I’m posting the first few scenes from my new novel The Zookeeper’s Dilemma which is currently fundraising over at Inkshares. If you enjoy this teaser, please share, review, or pre-order a copy for yourself. Day One Lucy stroked the sleeping…
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A portion of the pre-orders for The Zookeeper’s Dilemma go to support animal rescue charities
I mentioned that I was going to give a portion of the proceeds from my book pre-orders to charity, so I guess I should explain what I meant by that. Some authors will give away free t-shirts, or coffee mugs…
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A New Zookeeper’s Dilemma Scene and Some Thoughts on Inkshares
It’s Monday, so as promised here’s a new scene from the book. This is the first appearance Felicia, Kiala, Bonnie, and Veronica. I think I’ve captured their voices pretty well. There’s also a few little Easter eggs in there for…
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The Zookeeper’s Dilemma Is Now Taking Pre-Orders
My newest writing project is now live at Inkshares. I think it’s safe to say that this novel wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for the Vaginal Fantasy Book Club. I was never a fan of *romance* novels until I started…
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Get Your Free Vandal Eyes Ebook Now
If you enjoyed the Vandal Eyes short story, or if you missed it and need to catch up, you now have two ways to read it in its entirety. To read it online, you can find it all on one…
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Vandal Eyes (Part Eight)
Read the story from the beginning. Returning to the Scene of the Crime “Thank you all for coming. I’m sure you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today. The truth is we’ve discovered the identity of Gasparo Floyd’s killer.”…
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Vandal Eyes (Part Seven)
Read the story from the beginning. Fish Out of Water As Anne and Bonnie walked along The Embarcadero, the sounds of a saxophone could be heard above the traffic and the conversations of passers-by. They found him, a tall black…
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Vandal Eyes (Part Six)
Read the story from the beginning. Stop the Presses “I’m sorry. Who were you again?” “We’re with the Gasparo Floyd fan club,” said Bonnie. “We were wondering if you’d like to donate to a memorial dinner being held in his…
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Verbatim Gibberish 