Read the story from the beginning. Too Many Cooks “Welcome to This Scampi Happening,” said the waiter. “May I suggest the calamari gumbo? It’s the chef’s specialty.” ”Can I have a few minutes to mullet over?” asked Anne. “Let minnow…
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Vandal Eyes (Part Five)
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, VandalEyes, writing
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Vandal Eyes (Part Four)
Read the story from the beginning. I’ve Got Something in My Eye “Welcome to Cornea-Copia. How may I help you?” The disinterested receptionist eyed them wearily. “We need to see the doctor,” said Bonnie. “As soon as possible.” “We have…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, VandalEyes, writing
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Vandal Eyes (Part Three)
Read the story from the beginning. Talk to the Hand “Tell me again,” said Anne. “Why are we going to a craft store?” It had been a long night of fitful sleep, and now Bonnie had dragged her out of…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, VandalEyes, writing
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Vandal Eyes (Part Two)
Read the story from the beginning. What’s in the bag? “Let’s start at the beginning,” said the police detective. “What were the two of you doing in that alley?” Anne rubbed her wrists from where the cuffs had chaffed her…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, VandalEyes, writing
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Vandal Eyes (Part One)
You’ve seen them everywhere. Those little plastic googly eyes that turn everyday objects into adorable faces. Maybe you’ve seen them stuck to a poster, turning a regular photograph into an amusing parody of itself. But all this time, I bet…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, VandalEyes, writing
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Gods and Angels Month on the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout
Thanks to the ladies of Vaginal Fantasy. You are all divine. .
Tagged with: bad photoshop, bonnie burton, comedy, Felicia Day, geek, humor, Kiala Kazebee, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, romance, silliness, Vaginal Fantasy, Veronica Belmont
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
It was a dark and stormy night…
For those of you who are unaware of my obsession with VandalEyes, this will mean nothing, but after two of my favorite Twitter people posted shots of their glamorous makeovers for a Cupcake Quarterly calendar shoot and a bout of…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, Dark 'N Stormy, googly eye, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, silliness, Twitter, VandalEyes
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
VandalEyes Fantasy World Tour (or I Really Need To Get A Job)
So, if you don’t know who Anne Wheaton and Bonnie Burton are, you might want to skip this post. Or better yet, go to vandaleyes.net or the #VandalEyes hashtag on Twitter and look at some of the pictures posted there.…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, celebrity, comedy, geek, Googly eyes, humor, nerd, Phil Plait, random nonsense, San Francisco, silliness, ThinkGeek, w00tstock, Wil Wheaton
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
VandalEyes Wall Clock
Okay, first off, don’t follow me if you think this is a crafting blog. It’s not. But I have been following the shenanigans of Bonnie Burton and Anne Wheaton and their #VandalEyes campaign for a while now, and I was…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, VandalEyes, w00tstock
Posted in Be Crafty, Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog
Posted in Be Crafty, Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog
Verbatim Gibberish 