I was feeling lazy today, so I’m going to let spammers write my post for me. Here’s some of the nice things numbered gmail accounts are saying about me [presented verbatim, with my comments in red]. This is a comment…
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There’s a Spammer Born Every Minute (or You’re Not Fooling Me)
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, comedy, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, spam, truth, whining
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Shut Up Already (or Things That Seem Important To You, But Really Aren’t)
Okay, I’m really busy (wasting time), but I promised myself I would post at least three times a week. So at the risk of being snarky, I’ll leave you with this list, because nobody reads blog posts on Friday/Saturday any…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, comedy, complaining, entertainment, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, truth, vampire, whining
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Whine Tasting
Too Much of a Good Thing (or Internet Dreams and Social Media Nightnares)
I live in a state of dread. I’m distracted and I can’t get any work done. Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night with chills. Other times, I can’t get to sleep at all. What has got…
Tagged with: comedy, complaining, corporations, culture, geek, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, technology, truth, Twitter, werebunnies, whining, YouTube video
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Smile for the camera, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Smile for the camera, Things I know less about than I think
Challenge Accepted (or WTF WordPress)
Ugh!. Now I think they’re trying to spite me. WordPress has Freshly Pressed themselves about how to get Freshly Pressed. SO meta…http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/what-makes-a-post-freshly-press-able-bacon-in-a-toaster/ And if you still don’t know what I’m talking about http://en.support.wordpress.com/freshly-pressed/ Photo courtesy of freedigitalphotos.net
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Posted in Announcements, Blog, I'm Just Saying, Whine Tasting
Posted in Announcements, Blog, I'm Just Saying, Whine Tasting
This Post Has Everything (or Go On, I Dare You)
So I figure the secret to a successful blog is getting people to read it. Okay, that might seem obvious, but bear with me for a moment. Now, the best way to get people to read your blog is either…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, blogging, books, comedy, complaining, humor, humour, inspirational, lies, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, technology, truth, whining, writer, writing
Posted in Announcements, Be Crafty, Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, I'm Just Saying, Insidious Inspiration, Whine Tasting
Posted in Announcements, Be Crafty, Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, I'm Just Saying, Insidious Inspiration, Whine Tasting
Letting The Air Out (or If You Could Walk A Mile In My Shoes)
There’s nothing so humbling as a flat tire. So I was driving my mother to the hospital (Don’t worry, not an emergency, just some elective surgery, but with cancellation fees and wait times being what they are, it’s a good…
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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Insidious Inspiration, Things I know less about than I think, Uncategorized, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Insidious Inspiration, Things I know less about than I think, Uncategorized, Whine Tasting
Time Capsule (or What Was I Thinking?)
Time Capsule (or What Was I Thinking?) So I pulled out my old audio cassettes and I realize I no longer have anything to play them on. Which is a shame, not only because there is some great music on…
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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
I’ve Got You Under My Skin
I’ve Got You Under My Skin (or They Make A Cream For That Now) There are so many things that make me angry. I can’t count the days when I’ve wanted to drive up on the sidewalk – Liberty…
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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Maybe
Maybe (or The Fine Art of Bullshitting) I have no ideas. I am drawing a complete blank. Usually, I can think of something at least twice a week. But no, I got nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada. Maybe it’s the heat.…
Google Anything
Google Anything (Or the Simpsons Did It.) There are no more new ideas. You don’t believe me? Think of something new. Go on, you can do it. Not so easy, is it? Assuming you do come up with something you…
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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying
Now on sale
Did I actually say that?
- The Zookeeper’s Dilemma Is Now On Sale
- The Zookeeper’s Dilemma (Part Two)
- The Zookeeper’s Dilemma (Part One)
- A portion of the pre-orders for The Zookeeper’s Dilemma go to support animal rescue charities
- A New Zookeeper’s Dilemma Scene and Some Thoughts on Inkshares
- The Zookeeper’s Dilemma Is Now Taking Pre-Orders
- The Problem with Prophecy (Part 11)
- The Problem with Prophecy (Part 10)
- The Problem with Prophecy (Part 9)
- The Problem with Prophecy (Part 8)
What are you looking at?
Things I Will Probably Regret Later
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- Decorate for Christmas?🎄 It'll be a miracle if I vacuum this year. 1 month ago
- Since he'll do anything a poll says, should @elonmusk give away all his money to transgender youth in crisis? 1 month ago
- I'ma just leave this here. Who Said It: Kanye or Hitler? youtu.be/0RMdwA8GWB8 #13yearsago 1 month ago
- If we ever get a real edit option on Twitter, I'm going to change all my old tweets to "@elonmusk can suck a bag of dicks." 2 months ago
- I joined Twitter 11 years ago. Fitting as it's now run by an 11-year-old. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/D0bo7EG20l 2 months ago
- Maybe @elonmusk just wanted to go down as the biggest troll in history. If so, mission accomplished. Of course, if… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
- RT @rebeccawatson: tired: being angry at scooby doo bc velma is gay wired: being angry at scooby doo bc the movies introduced the paranorm… 3 months ago
- Join us on the @vaginalfantasy Discord Tue July 5th at 6 pm Pacific as we wrap up Pride Month with our chat about "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 7 months ago
- Voting now open for our @vaginalfantasy June Pride pick on our Discord. discord.com/invite/QtETnmF #polls 🏳️🌈 Also,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 8 months ago
- Our @vaginalfantasy pick for April is "The A.I. Who Loved Me" by @AlyssaColeLit goodreads.com/book/show/5346… Join us fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 10 months ago
- Join us on our Discord Feb 1st as we discuss "Stalked by the Kraken" by Lillian Lark and celebrate 10 years of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 year ago
- Help us pick our @vaginalfantasy books for the next three months. Go to the #polls channel on our Discord and vote… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 year ago
Goodreads
That is so meta…
Time until the end of the world
The Big DayApril 13, 2036
13.2 years to go.
Verbatim Gibberish 