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There’s a Spammer Born Every Minute (or You’re Not Fooling Me)

I was feeling lazy today, so I’m going to let spammers write my post for me. Here’s some of the nice things numbered gmail accounts are saying about me [presented verbatim, with my comments in red]. This is a comment

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Shut Up Already (or Things That Seem Important To You, But Really Aren’t)

Okay, I’m really busy (wasting time), but I promised myself I would post at least three times a week. So at the risk of being snarky, I’ll leave you with this list, because nobody reads blog posts on Friday/Saturday any

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Too Much of a Good Thing (or Internet Dreams and Social Media Nightnares)

I live in a state of dread. I’m distracted and I can’t get any work done. Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night with chills. Other times, I can’t get to sleep at all. What has got

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Smile for the camera, Things I know less about than I think

Challenge Accepted (or WTF WordPress)

Ugh!. Now I think they’re trying to spite me. WordPress has Freshly Pressed themselves about how to get Freshly Pressed. SO meta…http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/what-makes-a-post-freshly-press-able-bacon-in-a-toaster/ And if you still don’t know what I’m talking about http://en.support.wordpress.com/freshly-pressed/ Photo courtesy of freedigitalphotos.net

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Posted in Announcements, Blog, I'm Just Saying, Whine Tasting

This Post Has Everything (or Go On, I Dare You)

So I figure the secret to a successful blog is getting people to read it. Okay, that might seem obvious, but bear with me for a moment. Now, the best way to get people to read your blog is either

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Posted in Announcements, Be Crafty, Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, I'm Just Saying, Insidious Inspiration, Whine Tasting

Letting The Air Out (or If You Could Walk A Mile In My Shoes)

There’s nothing so humbling as a flat tire. So I was driving my mother to the hospital (Don’t worry, not an emergency, just some elective surgery, but with cancellation fees and wait times being what they are, it’s a good

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying, Insidious Inspiration, Things I know less about than I think, Uncategorized, Whine Tasting

Time Capsule (or What Was I Thinking?)

Time Capsule (or What Was I Thinking?) So I pulled out my old audio cassettes and I realize I no longer have anything to play them on. Which is a shame, not only because there is some great music on

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I’ve Got You Under My Skin

  I’ve Got You Under My Skin (or They Make A Cream For That Now) There are so many things that make me angry. I can’t count the days when I’ve wanted to drive up on the sidewalk – Liberty

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Maybe

Maybe (or The Fine Art of Bullshitting) I have no ideas. I am drawing a complete blank. Usually, I can think of something at least twice a week. But no, I got nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.  Maybe it’s the heat.

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Google Anything

Google Anything (Or the Simpsons Did It.) There are no more new ideas. You don’t believe me? Think of something new. Go on, you can do it. Not so easy, is it? Assuming you do come up with something you

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