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I Need A Job (or None Need Apply)

Posted on November 29, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Sean Sandulak verbatimgibberish.com Objective I am currently looking for a position where I don’t have to do a lot but still get paid tons of money for it. Tons of money! Like board of directors. Or SEO consultant. But…

Challenge Accepted (or WTF WordPress)

Posted on September 28, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Ugh!. Now I think they’re trying to spite me. WordPress has Freshly Pressed themselves about how to get Freshly Pressed. SO meta…http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/what-makes-a-post-freshly-press-able-bacon-in-a-toaster/ And if you still don’t know what I’m talking about http://en.support.wordpress.com/freshly-pressed/ Photo courtesy of freedigitalphotos.net

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This Post Has Everything (or Go On, I Dare You)

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

So I figure the secret to a successful blog is getting people to read it. Okay, that might seem obvious, but bear with me for a moment. Now, the best way to get people to read your blog is either…

Have A Nice Day (or Did You Miss Me?)

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Sometimes, when I’m waiting in line and the cashier is really nice to me, I wonder “Is she making fun of me? Do I have something on my face. Is my hair standing up straight like I just stuck my…

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Romance in the Modern Age (or Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places)

Posted on April 10, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

So break out the wine and the Barry White, it’s time to talk romance. No, this isn’t a discussion about smutty books, not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m talking about connecting with real people here. There has been…

The need for moderate voices in public discussion (or Cover your mouth when you cough)

Posted on March 15, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

So I keep hearing that my body is mostly made up of bacteria. I am apparently nothing more than a containment vessel for all kinds of microscopic flora and fauna. More of me is not me than is me. In…

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Storytelling is our Cultural Heritage

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

(or Why the Novelist Couldn’t Go to the Bathroom) I’ve been complaining too much lately, so I thought I would try a different approach. We all tell stories. Some of them are true; most are not. From the time we…