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I Must Be A Hipster (or How To Write A Good Blog)

Only really cool people like you read this blog. At least that’s what I tell myself. Every now and then, I’ll be reading someone else’s blog and they’ll let us peek behind the curtain and see how many views or

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Things I know less about than I think

Challenge Accepted (or WTF WordPress)

Ugh!. Now I think they’re trying to spite me. WordPress has Freshly Pressed themselves about how to get Freshly Pressed. SO meta… And if you still don’t know what I’m talking about Photo courtesy of

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Posted in Announcements, Blog, I'm Just Saying, Whine Tasting

This Post Has Everything (or Go On, I Dare You)

So I figure the secret to a successful blog is getting people to read it. Okay, that might seem obvious, but bear with me for a moment. Now, the best way to get people to read your blog is either

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Posted in Announcements, Be Crafty, Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, I'm Just Saying, Insidious Inspiration, Whine Tasting

Unintended Consequences (or Karma’s Not Always A Bitch)

So yesterday I posted Usual Suspects (New Page) in response to The Pink Agendist’s Blog Awards post. It was my intent to show that these awards are a little silly and mostly unnecessary. I think if you like someone’s blog, it’s

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Usual Suspects (New Page)

This is my wall of fame for bloggers. It is an exclusive club for those who give outstanding content and/or community support in the form of likes, links, comments and reblogs. It is presented as an alternative to the chain

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Posted in Announcements, Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog


Maybe (or The Fine Art of Bullshitting) I have no ideas. I am drawing a complete blank. Usually, I can think of something at least twice a week. But no, I got nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.  Maybe it’s the heat.

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

Uncle! Uncle!

Uncle! Uncle! (or Don’t Drink and Blog) I am only one person. I know I’ve said this before, but there’s too much good stuff happening on the Internet. I can’t keep up. There is not enough time in the day

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Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration

A Blog By Any Other Name

A Blog By Any Other Name (or What’s That Smell?) ver·ba·tim [ver-bey-tim] adverb 1. in exactly the same words; word for word: to repeat something verbatim. adjective 2. corresponding word for word to the original source or text: a verbatim record

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

What Do You Want? (or My Inner Dialogue Part Two)

So I’m talking to myself again and I say, “Hey me.” “Oh, you again?” “What do people want?” “You mean besides sex, oxygen and the occasional jelly donut?” “Yeah.” “How should I know?” “You’re people, aren’t you? What do you

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Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.

Living the Dream (or Fake It Until You Make It)

Some days you just don’t feel like laughing. I’ve often heard phrases like “smile when you say that, they can hear it in your voice.” And while that’s true, it doesn’t mean you feel like smiling. Most of the time

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Insidious Inspiration

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