Maybe (or The Fine Art of Bullshitting)

I have no ideas. I am drawing a complete blank. Usually, I can think of something at least twice a week. But no, I got nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.

 Maybe it’s the heat. Maybe it’s the humidity. Maybe I’m just lazy. Maybe I’m bored. Maybe I have too much to do. Maybe I can’t get it all done. Maybe I don’t have enough to do. Maybe I can’t see the point of starting. Maybe the things I want to do aren’t the same as the things I have to do. Maybe I’m tired of other people’s expectations. Maybe I’m overwhelmed. Maybe I’m underwhelmed. What’s a whelm, anyway? Maybe I lack focus. Maybe I am too focused and can’t see the big picture. Maybe I want too much. Maybe I don’t want enough. Maybe I want the wrong things. Maybe I need a hug. Maybe I need a drink. Maybe I’m sad. Maybe I’m mad. Maybe I need to stop talking like Dr. Seuss. Maybe I need to start taking responsibility. Maybe I need to ask for help. Maybe I need to stand up for myself. Maybe I need to walk away. Maybe I need to come back another day.

 Also, did I just write a post about how I couldn’t write a post? Maybe.

Crazed recluse and sociophobe who has taken up writing after failing at everything else. Send pizza.

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11 comments on “Maybe
  1. mixedupmeme says:

    Maybe you just need to come over and visit my blog.


  2. There is no maybe about how awesome this post is. I loved it! Is it supposed to say “What’s a whelm anyway?” instead of “That’s”?


    • 1. Thanks for the comment.
      2. Yes, it was supposed to be “What’s a whelm, anyway?”. Stupid autocorrect. Updated.
      3. I actually do know what a whelm is.


  3. Maybe: the word that kids hate. It usually means “no” in the end. 🙂


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