Monthly Archives: June 2012

Uncle! Uncle!

Posted on June 30, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Uncle! Uncle! (or Don’t Drink and Blog) I am only one person. I know I’ve said this before, but there’s too much good stuff happening on the Internet. I can’t keep up. There is not enough time in the day…

Tagged with: Blog, blogging, comedy, complaining, culture, geek, humor, humour, inspirational, miscellaneous, nerd, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, truth, Twitter, whining, writer, writing, YouTube video
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration

A Blog By Any Other Name

Posted on June 28, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

A Blog By Any Other Name (or What’s That Smell?) ver·ba·tim [ver-bey-tim] adverb 1. in exactly the same words; word for word: to repeat something verbatim. adjective 2. corresponding word for word to the original source or text: a verbatim record…

Tagged with: Blog, blogging, comedy, humor, humour, miscellaneous, money, nonsense, random, silliness, truth, writer, writing
Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

Dressed To Kill

Posted on June 26, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Dressed To Kill (or Are You Really Going Out In That?) An open letter to all the anti-fashionistas out there. To whom it may concern, Seriously, what are you wearing? Take a good look at yourself in a floor length…

Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, culture, humor, humour, lose weight now, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think

New Domain

Posted on June 26, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

New Domain Just a quick announcement to say this blog has moved to a new domain at verbatimgibberish.com. If you are reading this then everything is working fine. Don’t worry. (If only it was that easy!) I guess if something…

Posted in Blog, Uncategorized

Deadline Inspiration

Posted on June 24, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

(or I Never Meta Muse I Didn’t Like) Nothing inspires you more than a deadline, but not a self-imposed, arbitrary, it-doesn’t-really-matter kind of deadline. It doesn’t really count unless there are some consequences. You don’t spend all night cramming if…

Tagged with: humor, humour, inspirational, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, writer, writing
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration

I’m My Own Worst Enemy

Posted on June 22, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

(or My Inner Dialogue Part Five) “So I was going to talk to myself today but apparently I did something to really piss myself off. I’m not sure what it was, but it must have been bad.” [silence] “Yessiree. I…

Digging in the Dirt

Posted on June 20, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

After she died, I found some books in my great aunt’s attic. Among them were her diaries. May 6th, 1972 Dear Diary, I’m so glad that spring has arrived. I can finally get out and work on my garden. It…

Tagged with: annoyed, book, comedy, humor, humour, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, short story, silliness, storytelling, writer, writing
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Dear Diary

Change For The Better

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

(or If It Ain’t Broke, Sell Them Upgrades) Have you ever had the experience where you walk into a store to buy something and it’s just not there anymore. It might have been something you’ve been buying for years, like…

Let’s Talk About It

Posted on June 16, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

(or Life’s Too Short To Deal With All Your Problems) Please don’t take anything I say too seriously. I may write something and then change my mind the next day. Or the next minute. I’m like that. I’m a flibbertigibbet.…

Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part One

Posted on June 15, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

(or What’s Behind Door Number One?) Is it just me or are people getting more rude? Now I’m not talking about you garden variety pedants who correct your grammar or the guy at the back of the line who jumps…