Monthly Archives: June 2012

Uncle! Uncle!

Uncle! Uncle! (or Don’t Drink and Blog) I am only one person. I know I’ve said this before, but there’s too much good stuff happening on the Internet. I can’t keep up. There is not enough time in the day

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Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration

A Blog By Any Other Name

A Blog By Any Other Name (or What’s That Smell?) ver·ba·tim [ver-bey-tim] adverb 1. in exactly the same words; word for word: to repeat something verbatim. adjective 2. corresponding word for word to the original source or text: a verbatim record

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

Dressed To Kill

Dressed To Kill (or Are You Really Going Out In That?) An open letter to all the anti-fashionistas out there. To whom it may concern, Seriously, what are you wearing? Take a good look at yourself in a floor length

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Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think

New Domain

New Domain Just a quick announcement to say this blog has moved to a new domain at verbatimgibberish.com. If you are reading this then everything is working fine. Don’t worry. (If only it was that easy!)  I guess if something

Posted in Blog, Uncategorized

Deadline Inspiration

(or I Never Meta Muse I Didn’t Like) Nothing inspires you more than a deadline, but not a self-imposed, arbitrary, it-doesn’t-really-matter kind of deadline. It doesn’t really count unless there are some consequences. You don’t spend all night cramming if

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I’m My Own Worst Enemy

(or My Inner Dialogue Part Five) “So I was going to talk to myself today but apparently I did something to really piss myself off. I’m not sure what it was, but it must have been bad.” [silence] “Yessiree. I

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.

Digging in the Dirt

After she died, I found some books in my great aunt’s attic. Among them were her diaries. May 6th, 1972 Dear Diary, I’m so glad that spring has arrived. I can finally get out and work on my garden. It

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Dear Diary

Change For The Better

(or If It Ain’t Broke, Sell Them Upgrades) Have you ever had the experience where you walk into a store to buy something and it’s just not there anymore. It might have been something you’ve been buying for years, like

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Whine Tasting

Let’s Talk About It

(or Life’s Too Short To Deal With All Your Problems) Please don’t take anything I say too seriously. I may write something and then change my mind the next day. Or the next minute. I’m like that. I’m a flibbertigibbet.

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Insidious Inspiration

Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part One

(or What’s Behind Door Number One?) Is it just me or are people getting more rude? Now I’m not talking about you garden variety pedants who correct your grammar or the guy at the back of the line who jumps

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Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting

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