Monthly Archives: July 2012

I’ve Got You Under My Skin

  I’ve Got You Under My Skin (or They Make A Cream For That Now) There are so many things that make me angry. I can’t count the days when I’ve wanted to drive up on the sidewalk – Liberty

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A man walks into a doctor’s office

(or I haven’t posted all week so here is some complete nonsense) A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I’d like to register a complaint.” “I’m sorry to hear that what seems to be the problem?” “It’s

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VandalEyes Wall Clock

Okay, first off, don’t follow me if you think this is a crafting blog. It’s not. But I have been following the shenanigans of Bonnie Burton and Anne Wheaton and their #VandalEyes campaign for a while now, and I was

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Where Have All The Bloggers Gone?

Just a quick note to say I was cleaning out all the blog subscriptions that have been deleted or haven’t posted in six months. If you follow this blog or Unlikely Realm and I unsubscribed, sorry. Leave me a note

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Maybe (or The Fine Art of Bullshitting) I have no ideas. I am drawing a complete blank. Usually, I can think of something at least twice a week. But no, I got nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.  Maybe it’s the heat.

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It’s been a crazy week with no time to write so I’ll just leave you with a few of these:

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Google Anything

Google Anything (Or the Simpsons Did It.) There are no more new ideas. You don’t believe me? Think of something new. Go on, you can do it. Not so easy, is it? Assuming you do come up with something you

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Emissions Standards

Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Two: Emissions Standards (or What’s Behind Door Number Two? Eww. Sorry.) There’s a time and a place for everything. The time is not after you have scarfed down that third bean burrito, and

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Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think

Highway Shoes

Highway Shoes (or This Would Be My TED Talk) Recently, I’ve taken up walking again as a way to get some exercise. Now when I say walking, I’m not talking about a trip to the corner store. These walks can

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Things I Will Probably Regret Later
July 2012
Time until the end of the world
The Big DayApril 13, 2036
13.1 years to go.