So there was no post on Friday because my router decided to die. Of course it chooses to pack it in when I don’t have a job or any money to spare. And not any time in the previous…
Blog Archives
I’ve Been Routed (or You Get What You Pay For)
Tagged with: annoyed, complaining, humor, Internet access, miscellaneous, random nonsense, router, satire, shopping, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Anatomy of Customer Service (or Do You Want My Money or Not?)
Based on a true story. Apply for new credit card. Get accepted for new credit card. Wait for new credit card. Wait longer for new credit card. Get a letter that tells me to go to post office to get…
Tagged with: annoyed, ATM, Business, comedy, complaining, Credit card, Financial Services, humor, miscellaneous, Personal identification number, random nonsense, satire, Security, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Decisions, Decisions (or Insert Humorous Subtitle Here)
I’ve got a choice to make. Well a few choices, actually. And I don’t mean what to have for breakfast. Things that involve money and feelings and where I want my life to go decisions. Like do I want a…
Tagged with: Analysis paralysis, Hamlet, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, Subtitle (captioning), truth, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Noisy Neighbour Update (or I’ll Blow Your House Down)
I’ll make this one short and sweet because I know you’ve got better things to do this weekend than reading my blog. I’ve been a little busy to this week what with being Freshly Pressed and all. (Humblebrag) So, now…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, complaining, free, humor, miscellaneous, Neighbours, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Whine Tasting
Death To Emoticons (or Put On A Happy Face)
I have never used an emoticon and I never will. Back in the days of green screen monitors and five-and-a-half inch floppy disks, someone figured out that a colon, a dash, and a parenthesis looked a little like a happy…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, emoji, emoticon, humor, miscellaneous, Morse code, random nonsense, satire, silliness, Smiley, snarkiness, truth, Twitter, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd
Halloween Is Not Happy For Everyone (or Just Hand Over The Candy)
[Today features a guest post by Thomas Cat. Take it away Tom.] First off, I’d like to thank Sean for letting me hijack the blog for a day. Normally, I mind my own business, unless it involves fish-flavoured food or a…
Tagged with: Candy, Cat, comedy, complaining, culture, Halloween, humor, humour, Inquisition, Litter box, opinion, random, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, thoughts, Trick Or Treat, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Children Should Be Seen And Not Herd (or Feeding Time At The Zoo)
I can’t even get a date, so I’m the last person in the world to give parenting advice. I probably know more about nuclear physics than I do kids. What I do know is they are often loud and usually…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, DPchallenge, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Whine Tasting
Do You Mind? (or Listen To The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth)
Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Three How many times in your life have you had this conversation? Do you mind if I sit here? Yes. Yes, I can; or yes, you mind? I have to know; why is…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, culture, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, snarkiness, whining, writer, writing
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Verbatim Gibberish 