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Owning It (or You Made Your Bed, Don’t Lie About It)

Have you ever done something so embarrassing that you gave serious thought to trying to build a time machine? Did you ever wait in line for hours for an autograph from your favorite celebrity only to drool on yourself? Did

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Uncategorized

Kittens vs. Schadenfreude (Or Read This or Teh Kitteh Gets It!)

A battle between the forces of good and evil is being fought on the Internet. No, it’s not the latest MMORPG or the Avengers movie. This is a real life struggle between those who would inspire us with soft, fluffy

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Posted in Blog, Smile for the camera

It’s Award Season (or You Like Me, You Really Like Me)

It’s award season in blogger land. At first I thought it was just a bunch of people getting together to congratulate each other so they didn’t feel like they were wasting their time. But then I thought that pretty much

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Posted in Blog, Refried Blogs

Romance in the Modern Age (or Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places)

So break out the wine and the Barry White, it’s time to talk romance. No, this isn’t a discussion about smutty books, not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m talking about connecting with real people here. There has been

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Things I know less about than I think

Originally posted on Random Deviations:
For all of those wondering, it was intentional that I used “liebster” and not “lobster” in the title. “Liebster” is a German word for “dearest” or “beloved”, therefore you’re all my beloved friends, and are…

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The Unofficial Future History of Digital Media (or The Internet Will Kill Us All)

So I was sitting around one day when I thought, “Hey, me.” “What now?” I answered. I always annoy myself but today I was being extra bothersome. “Why don’t we try this Twitter thing all the kids are talking about.”

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.

A geek by any other name (or Nerd is not a four letter word)

I’ve been called a lot of names in my life. Some of them were compliments but most were not. It wasn’t like I was a bad person or went out of my way to kick puppies. I was just an

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Posted in Blog, Just nerding out

Celebrity addiction (or I’ve read “People” and the damage done)

Let’s face it. There are some people in the world who are just more interesting than you. Whether it’s because they have some talent at entertaining us, or just have bulges in all the right places, they have a way

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

Some Thoughts On New Media

(Or I’m not a celebrity but I play one on TV) We used to sit around the campfire and stare at the stars. There wasn’t much else to do. Then someone said “Hey do you remember that mammoth we killed

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The need for moderate voices in public discussion (or Cover your mouth when you cough)

So I keep hearing that my body is mostly made up of bacteria. I am apparently nothing more than a containment vessel for all kinds of microscopic flora and fauna. More of me is not me than is me. In

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

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