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Spammers Aren’t Even Trying Anymore (or If You’re Going To Try To Screw Me, You Could At Least Buy Me Dinner)

So, I’m checking my blog stats today, because I’m {narcissistic|a responsible person|bored|compulsive}, and I notice that I’ve gotten twice as many spam comments as I have real comments from readers like you. On my other blog, that ratio is ten

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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog

I Get My First (Sort Of) Death Threat (or Google Is Skynet)

  So after I posted yesterday, I went out looking for a job, because I just saw how much money wasn’t in my bank account. I took the bus downtown, because it’s impossible to park and it’s just a twenty-minute

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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog

Trolls and Challenges (or No Post Today)

No post today because I wasted invested all of my allotted blogging time on this story on my other blog. Please go and check it out and I’ll be back tomorrow. Also, sorry about making you click through the extra

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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Announcements, Blog, Tell me another story

Noisy Neighbour Update (or I’ll Blow Your House Down)

I’ll make this one short and sweet because I know you’ve got better things to do this weekend than reading my blog. I’ve been a little busy to this week what with being Freshly Pressed and all. (Humblebrag) So, now

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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Whine Tasting

Achievement Unlocked: Freshly Pressed (or The Wil Wheaton Bump)

I have proof! I said I would do it and it’s finally happened. I done gone and got Freshly Pressed y’all! (I don’t know why I’m talking like that. I’m still a little dizzy.) And it only took eight weeks.

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Posted in Blog, Just nerding out

WordAds and the Evil Empire (or What Are You Selling?)

Okay, first off, this blog and the other one will now be posted on Tumblr  at seansandulak.tumblr.com so you can pick them up from there if you chose. *crosses that off to do list* Next, this is mostly for bloggers,

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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Announcements, Blog

There’s a Spammer Born Every Minute (or You’re Not Fooling Me)

I was feeling lazy today, so I’m going to let spammers write my post for me. Here’s some of the nice things numbered gmail accounts are saying about me [presented verbatim, with my comments in red]. This is a comment

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

What Did You Expect? (or I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title)

Just a note because I said I was going to blog every day, so if I do this now it counts as a post, and you can’t stop me! What was I saying? Oh yeah. I just wanted to let

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Posted in Announcements, Blog

In A Subjunctive Mood (or Long Live The Drama Queen)

So I’ve decided I’m going to try to post something every day. Well, every weekday. Why? I don’t know; it seemed like a good idea at the time. I probably wouldn’t if I were the kind of person who thought

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, DPchallenge, Word Nerd

October Blogger Award

This month’s blogger award is *drumroll* “The Glass Is Always Half Full Award” and is presented to Tammy at Laughing at Everyday Life for always being upbeat without being really annoying about it. Congratulations Tammy. Here’s some funny just for

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