Sean Sandulak verbatimgibberish.com Objective I am currently looking for a position where I don’t have to do a lot but still get paid tons of money for it. Tons of money! Like board of directors. Or SEO consultant. But…
Monthly Archives: November 2012
I Need A Job (or None Need Apply)
Tagged with: Business, comedy, complaining, Employment, humor, lies, miscellaneous, random nonsense, Rationalization (making excuses), satire, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Anatomy of Customer Service (or Do You Want My Money or Not?)
Based on a true story. Apply for new credit card. Get accepted for new credit card. Wait for new credit card. Wait longer for new credit card. Get a letter that tells me to go to post office to get…
Tagged with: annoyed, ATM, Business, comedy, complaining, Credit card, Financial Services, humor, miscellaneous, Personal identification number, random nonsense, satire, Security, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
I Know You’re My Friend But I Don’t Like You (or Adventures In Facebooking)
So, after avoiding it for many years, I finally caved and started a Facebook account. I’ve always been more of a Twitter guy. I like the brevity and simplicity of it. Facebook always seemed more like your parents’ social media.…
Tagged with: comedy, Facebook, humor, IPad, miscellaneous, Online Communities, random nonsense, Sally Field, satire, silliness, snarkiness, social media, Twitter, Walmart, Words With Friends
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
This month’s winner of my constantly changing name award is Sharon Hill. Congratulations to her and Happy Thanksgiving to the US people out there. You can see previous winners on my Usual Suspects page.
Decisions, Decisions (or Insert Humorous Subtitle Here)
I’ve got a choice to make. Well a few choices, actually. And I don’t mean what to have for breakfast. Things that involve money and feelings and where I want my life to go decisions. Like do I want a…
Tagged with: Analysis paralysis, Hamlet, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, Subtitle (captioning), truth, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Have You Given Up On NaNoWriMo Yet? (or It’s All Downhill From Here)
It’s a more than halfway through the month of November, and the NaNoWriMo weak have fallen by the wayside. If you are one of the dedicated few who have stuck it out this far, I salute you. I don’t think…
Tagged with: books, miscellaneous, National Novel Writing Month, November, random nonsense, Word count, writing
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Noisy Neighbour Update (or I’ll Blow Your House Down)
I’ll make this one short and sweet because I know you’ve got better things to do this weekend than reading my blog. I’ve been a little busy to this week what with being Freshly Pressed and all. (Humblebrag) So, now…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, complaining, free, humor, miscellaneous, Neighbours, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Whine Tasting
Verbatim Gibberish 