Like dealing with grief, writing also has five stages. STAGE ONE – Caffeination Most writing begins with some sort of stimulant. Much writing is done late at night because writers are so easily distracted during the day and fail to…
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The Five Stages Of Writing (or I Feel Your Pain)
Tagged with: Blog, books, comedy, complaining, cupcake, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining, writer, writing, Writing and Editing
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
I Get My First (Sort Of) Death Threat (or Google Is Skynet)
So after I posted yesterday, I went out looking for a job, because I just saw how much money wasn’t in my bank account. I took the bus downtown, because it’s impossible to park and it’s just a twenty-minute…
Tagged with: Aisha Tyler, Blog, comedy, cupcake, Felicia Day, Google+, humor, iPod, miscellaneous, podcast, random nonsense, silliness
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Cleanup Your Act On Aisle Three (or Holiday Spirit Is Also Known As Rum)
It is important at this time of year to observe a few simple rules when shopping to avoid unnecessary delays and hurt feelings, so here is my seasonal shopping guide, or Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Four Holiday…
Tagged with: annoyed, Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, comedy, complaining, Holiday, humor, miscellaneous, NyQuil, Opinions, random nonsense, Rum, satire, silliness, snarkiness, zombies
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
I’ve Been Routed (or You Get What You Pay For)
So there was no post on Friday because my router decided to die. Of course it chooses to pack it in when I don’t have a job or any money to spare. And not any time in the previous…
Tagged with: annoyed, complaining, humor, Internet access, miscellaneous, random nonsense, router, satire, shopping, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
I Need A Job (or None Need Apply)
Sean Sandulak verbatimgibberish.com Objective I am currently looking for a position where I don’t have to do a lot but still get paid tons of money for it. Tons of money! Like board of directors. Or SEO consultant. But…
Tagged with: Business, comedy, complaining, Employment, humor, lies, miscellaneous, random nonsense, Rationalization (making excuses), satire, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Anatomy of Customer Service (or Do You Want My Money or Not?)
Based on a true story. Apply for new credit card. Get accepted for new credit card. Wait for new credit card. Wait longer for new credit card. Get a letter that tells me to go to post office to get…
Tagged with: annoyed, ATM, Business, comedy, complaining, Credit card, Financial Services, humor, miscellaneous, Personal identification number, random nonsense, satire, Security, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
I Know You’re My Friend But I Don’t Like You (or Adventures In Facebooking)
So, after avoiding it for many years, I finally caved and started a Facebook account. I’ve always been more of a Twitter guy. I like the brevity and simplicity of it. Facebook always seemed more like your parents’ social media.…
Tagged with: comedy, Facebook, humor, IPad, miscellaneous, Online Communities, random nonsense, Sally Field, satire, silliness, snarkiness, social media, Twitter, Walmart, Words With Friends
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
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Spammers Aren’t Even Trying Anymore (or If You’re Going To Try To Screw Me, You Could At Least Buy Me Dinner)
So, I’m checking my blog stats today, because I’m {narcissistic|a responsible person|bored|compulsive}, and I notice that I’ve gotten twice as many spam comments as I have real comments from readers like you. On my other blog, that ratio is ten…
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog