So, it’s finally spring here. I can tell by how everything smells like dog shit and rotting garbage. Probably from the months of accumulated dog shit and garbage that have started to thaw. Thanks, neighbours. And that’s before the geese…
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Nerd Flirting (or The Top Twelve Pick-Up Lines for Geeks)
So, we all know that geeks and nerds are an awkward lot to begin with, but when you mix in hormones and feelings, things can get a bit sticky, and not in the good way. No, not even copious amounts…
Tagged with: comedy, dating, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, zombies
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
No Future for Futurama
The on again off again cartoon is now off again with the “final” episodes airing this summer. This show was always a favourite of mine since its beginning and I’ll miss it. It has a self-deprecating humour and tons of…
Things I Thought About Today (or Another Possible Start For The Zombie Apocalypse)
Every time I post complete nonsense that I just pulled out of my butt ten minutes ago I get a flood of new followers, so from now on I will just post random keystrokes. Vfihdgkbfbv bfbbh fj by do at.…
Tagged with: Blog, comedy, Ellen, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, Zombie apocalypse
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Top Ten Signs You May Be a Nerd (or What’s That Noise)
So, it’s been a while. Just thought I’d let you know I’m still alive. It’s April 15th and it’s snowing outside, so instead of pounding my head on my desk, I thought I’d send you a note. Just kidding. Seriously,…
Tagged with: Blog, comedy, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, silliness
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Just nerding out
Friend Or Faux? (or The Unexpected House Guest)
So, my cable provider wants to be my friend. At least that’s what they seemed to be saying in a recent email that they sent me. Great, I could always use a new friend. Do you want to go out…
Tagged with: comedy, complaining, dating, Facebook, Friends, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, whining
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
VandalEyes Fantasy World Tour (or I Really Need To Get A Job)
So, if you don’t know who Anne Wheaton and Bonnie Burton are, you might want to skip this post. Or better yet, go to vandaleyes.net or the #VandalEyes hashtag on Twitter and look at some of the pictures posted there.…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, celebrity, comedy, geek, Googly eyes, humor, nerd, Phil Plait, random nonsense, San Francisco, silliness, ThinkGeek, w00tstock, Wil Wheaton
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
Bras, Mixed Drinks, And Dead Celebrities (or Let’s Get The Party Started)
So, I’m tidying up and I come across this book, The Art of Mixing Drinks (Bantam Books) originally published in 1957. I forgot when and where I got it (for obvious reasons, probably) but I couldn’t help leafing through it…
Tagged with: Bantam Books, celebrity, comedy, drinking, drunk, Google Books, humor, miscellaneous, mixed drinks, party, random nonsense, silliness, underwear, Uplift: The Bra In America, War Production Board
Posted in Blog, Reviews
Posted in Blog, Reviews
The Five Stages Of Writing (or I Feel Your Pain)
Like dealing with grief, writing also has five stages. STAGE ONE – Caffeination Most writing begins with some sort of stimulant. Much writing is done late at night because writers are so easily distracted during the day and fail to…
Tagged with: Blog, books, comedy, complaining, cupcake, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining, writer, writing, Writing and Editing
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Verbatim Gibberish 