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The Problem with Prophecy (Part 1)

If you like this story, consider getting a copy for your self. The Problem with Prophesy is currently selling pre-orders at Inkshares. I’ll be publishing the first few chapters here as a teaser. If the book reaches 750 pre-orders, it will

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Posted in Blog, Fiction, The Problem with Prophecy

Are You Sick Of Surveys? Take Our Survey To Find Out

In order to improve our service, we need your feedback. Please take a moment to complete our survey. It should only take a few minutes of your time. Congratulations. You are a Turkish Angora kitten. Wait…am I doing this right?

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Posted in Blog, Random Nonsense

Gods and Angels Month on the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

Geek Goddess Felicia Day as Greek Goddess Venus

Thanks to the ladies of Vaginal Fantasy. You are all divine. .

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Posted in Blog, Just nerding out

Be a Good Sport (or I’m a Bad Canadian)

So, I don’t like hockey. Shhh… don’t tell anyone, or they may kick me out of the country. Or burn me alive. It’s fifty-fifty at this point. People get very passionate about [insert local sports franchise here]. They like to

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Posted in Blog, Demented Dialogs, I'm Just Saying

Greetings and Salutations (and Other Insincere Forms of Expression)

Dear Reader, To begin with, can we stop using the word Dear. Dear means beloved, precious, priceless, or rare. I don’t have that kind of relationship with my phone company, nor do I want one. We can still be friends,

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Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd

Bathroom Humour (or Sanitized For Your Protection)

I’ve found a new low in etiquette, and it’s people who put others on speakerphone in public washrooms. Yes, that has happened to me on more than one occasion. Thank you, kind sir, for putting me in the embarrassing position

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Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting

Putin vs. Poutine (or The Gentrification of Fast Food and the Third World War)

So, you can tell a lot about a person by the kind of cheese they eat. If you look in the average person’s fridge, you’re going to find some mozzarella and cheddar, maybe some swiss or parmesan. Perhaps you live

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Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think

You’re Going to Have To Do Better Than That

 If you’re like me, sometimes it can be a little hard to get motivated. All too often this: can feel like this: But then I got to thinking that maybe it’s not me, it’s them. There’s  a whole segment of

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Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration

May the Fourth Strikes Back

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Posted in Blog, Just nerding out

The Next Big Thing in Social Media (or Find Out Who Your Real Friends Are)

So, I have the next great idea for social media. It’s a site where everyone can post to it except the person who it’s about. It’s like the complete opposite of Facebook where it’s all about you. There will be

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Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting

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