So, I wish I could tell you about all the exciting things that happened to me this past week, but there aren’t any stories to tell. No rocks fell from the sky and hit me. No holes opened up in…
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I Get My First (Sort Of) Death Threat (or Google Is Skynet)
So after I posted yesterday, I went out looking for a job, because I just saw how much money wasn’t in my bank account. I took the bus downtown, because it’s impossible to park and it’s just a twenty-minute…
Tagged with: Aisha Tyler, Blog, comedy, cupcake, Felicia Day, Google+, humor, iPod, miscellaneous, podcast, random nonsense, silliness
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Cleanup Your Act On Aisle Three (or Holiday Spirit Is Also Known As Rum)
It is important at this time of year to observe a few simple rules when shopping to avoid unnecessary delays and hurt feelings, so here is my seasonal shopping guide, or Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Four Holiday…
Tagged with: annoyed, Christmas, Christmas and holiday season, comedy, complaining, Holiday, humor, miscellaneous, NyQuil, Opinions, random nonsense, Rum, satire, silliness, snarkiness, zombies
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Broken Hearts (Card Game)
In the spirit of doing completely random things, I am going to post the card game I invented in the late nineties, because I spent all of my blogging time cleaning out my closet. And yes, having a bunch of…
Tagged with: Card game, entertainment, Game, Hearts, Joker, miscellaneous, random nonsense
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Trolls and Challenges (or No Post Today)
No post today because I wasted invested all of my allotted blogging time on this story on my other blog. Please go and check it out and I’ll be back tomorrow. Also, sorry about making you click through the extra…
Tagged with: Blog, books, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, short story, storytelling, writer, writing
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Announcements, Blog, Tell me another story
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Announcements, Blog, Tell me another story
I’ve Been Routed (or You Get What You Pay For)
So there was no post on Friday because my router decided to die. Of course it chooses to pack it in when I don’t have a job or any money to spare. And not any time in the previous…
Tagged with: annoyed, complaining, humor, Internet access, miscellaneous, random nonsense, router, satire, shopping, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
I Need A Job (or None Need Apply)
Sean Sandulak verbatimgibberish.com Objective I am currently looking for a position where I don’t have to do a lot but still get paid tons of money for it. Tons of money! Like board of directors. Or SEO consultant. But…
Tagged with: Business, comedy, complaining, Employment, humor, lies, miscellaneous, random nonsense, Rationalization (making excuses), satire, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Anatomy of Customer Service (or Do You Want My Money or Not?)
Based on a true story. Apply for new credit card. Get accepted for new credit card. Wait for new credit card. Wait longer for new credit card. Get a letter that tells me to go to post office to get…
Tagged with: annoyed, ATM, Business, comedy, complaining, Credit card, Financial Services, humor, miscellaneous, Personal identification number, random nonsense, satire, Security, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Verbatim Gibberish 
Spammers Aren’t Even Trying Anymore (or If You’re Going To Try To Screw Me, You Could At Least Buy Me Dinner)
So, I’m checking my blog stats today, because I’m {narcissistic|a responsible person|bored|compulsive}, and I notice that I’ve gotten twice as many spam comments as I have real comments from readers like you. On my other blog, that ratio is ten…
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog