Sometimes, when I’m waiting in line and the cashier is really nice to me, I wonder “Is she making fun of me? Do I have something on my face. Is my hair standing up straight like I just stuck my…
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Have A Nice Day (or Did You Miss Me?)
Tagged with: annoyed, celebrity, comedy, complaining, culture, entertainment, humor, humour, lies, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, shopping, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining, writer, writing, YouTube video, zombies
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
These Are the Best Years of Your Life
These Are the Best Years of Your Life (or Other Lies You Tell Yourself) http://endlessstream.blogspot.ca/2011/10/road-not-taken.html So I ask myself, when does it get better? Everyone always says that these are the best years or those are the golden years, but…
Tagged with: comedy, complaining, culture, geek, humor, humour, inspirational, miscellaneous, nerd, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration, Uncategorized
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration, Uncategorized
Emissions Standards
Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Two: Emissions Standards (or What’s Behind Door Number Two? Eww. Sorry.) There’s a time and a place for everything. The time is not after you have scarfed down that third bean burrito, and…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, common sense guide, complaining, culture, dating, humor, humour, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle! Uncle! (or Don’t Drink and Blog) I am only one person. I know I’ve said this before, but there’s too much good stuff happening on the Internet. I can’t keep up. There is not enough time in the day…
Tagged with: Blog, blogging, comedy, complaining, culture, geek, humor, humour, inspirational, miscellaneous, nerd, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, truth, Twitter, whining, writer, writing, YouTube video
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Dressed To Kill
Dressed To Kill (or Are You Really Going Out In That?) An open letter to all the anti-fashionistas out there. To whom it may concern, Seriously, what are you wearing? Take a good look at yourself in a floor length…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, culture, humor, humour, lose weight now, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
I’m My Own Worst Enemy
(or My Inner Dialogue Part Five) “So I was going to talk to myself today but apparently I did something to really piss myself off. I’m not sure what it was, but it must have been bad.” [silence] “Yessiree. I…
Tagged with: cake, comedy, complaining, humor, humour, ice ceam, miscellaneous, nonsense, pie, random, silliness, whining
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part One
(or What’s Behind Door Number One?) Is it just me or are people getting more rude? Now I’m not talking about you garden variety pedants who correct your grammar or the guy at the back of the line who jumps…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, humor, humour, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, vampire, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
The End of the Universe
(or My Inner Dialogue Part Four) “So I’m talking to myself and…” “Whoa! Let me stop you right there.” “Uh…what’s going on?” “You’re going on that’s what’s going on.” “What do you mean?” “This is the part where you make…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, culture, free, humor, humour, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
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