(Or Sun Tzu’s Fart of War) It always bothers me when I’m playing a video game, how the NPC’s are so blasé about their dead friends. They wander around like nothing happened, meanwhile they are standing in a pool of…
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Glutton for Punishment (or My Inner Dialogue Part 3)
So, I’m talking to myself and I say, “Hey, me.” [silence] “Cut it out. I know you’re there.” [silence] “Fine. I’ll just sing sea chanties until you answer me.” “Wait. What? Sorry, I was just thinking to myself.” “I didn’t…
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Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Going To The Movies (Or What Has It Gots In Its Pocketses, Precious)
So I haven’t been to an actual movie theatre in ages. I think the last movie I went out to see was Men in Black. The first one. Yeah, that long ago. It’s not that I don’t like going to…
Tagged with: celebrity, comedy, complaining, culture, dating, entertainment, geek, humor, humour, miscellaneous, movies, nerd, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, story, storytelling, whining
Posted in Blog, Smile for the camera
Posted in Blog, Smile for the camera
Winning the lottery (or it never hurts to ask)
So what would you do with a million dollars? I’m not asking for myself, unfortunately. It was just a question that I ask when I buy the occasional lottery ticket. I think it’s less about wish-fulfillment than it is a…
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Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
My Heroes Aren’t So Super (or Nobody Looks Good in Spandex)
When superheroes first came on the scene, they were just like us, only more so. Sure, they had a cool power or two but mostly they were real people with real problems. Maintaining secret identities, trying to get a date…
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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Just nerding out
The Fine Art of Complaining
(or Did You See What I Did There?) Everyday I meet people who are upset about something in their lives. Whether it’s the food they’re eating, the people they work with, or what’s on TV. There is no end to…
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Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
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