I can’t even get a date, so I’m the last person in the world to give parenting advice. I probably know more about nuclear physics than I do kids. What I do know is they are often loud and usually…
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Children Should Be Seen And Not Herd (or Feeding Time At The Zoo)
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, DPchallenge, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Whine Tasting
One Sigma Certainty (or Don’t Be That Guy)
If you get it, it’s awesome. So, you’ve probably heard of the ninety-nine per cent and the one percent, but have you ever heard of the 68.2689492%. I didn’t think so. Now, before you run away screaming, thinking I’m going…
Tagged with: comedy, humor, humour, non-standard deviation, number nerd, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, truth
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out, Things I know less about than I think
Using Colorful Language (or Did You See What I Did There?)
Language isn’t always black and white. Indeed, some maroon can leave you red in the face with his linguistic abuses. Maybe a trip to Magenta would help get you back in the pink. Or maybe Burnt Orange Tailgating is more…
Tagged with: DPchallenge, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, writer, writing
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Just nerding out
I Must Be A Hipster (or How To Write A Good Blog)
Only really cool people like you read this blog. At least that’s what I tell myself. Every now and then, I’ll be reading someone else’s blog and they’ll let us peek behind the curtain and see how many views or…
Tagged with: Blog, blogging, comedy, DPchallenge, humor, humour, inspirational, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, whining, writer, writing, zombies
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Things I know less about than I think
My Neighbour Is Insane (or I Hope She Doesn’t Read This)
So, if you’ve read any of my previous blogs you may have noticed that I have a tendency to exaggerate (lie) about certain things. Like, for instance, that flat tire was entirely my fault (hit the curb), and I like…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Simile (or Love Is A Four Letter Word)
In response to the Weekly Writing Challenge: Easy As Pie from The Daily Post at WordPress.com Simile (A Poem by The Clueless Troubadour) Love is like a helium balloon Let it go and it flies away Hold it too close…
Tagged with: cake, comedy, complaining, corporations, culture, dating, DPchallenge, entertainment, humor, humour, inspirational, miscellaneous, nonsense, silliness, whining
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
The Top Ten Questions Random People Keep Asking Me (or I Want To Be Alone)
Are you an artist or designer? Would like a chance to make fifty bucks and have your art on the cover of a book. Check out my Cover Art Contest for details on how to enter. And now on with…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, humor, humour, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, whining, zombies
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Verbatim Gibberish 