So, my cable provider wants to be my friend. At least that’s what they seemed to be saying in a recent email that they sent me. Great, I could always use a new friend. Do you want to go out…
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Friend Or Faux? (or The Unexpected House Guest)
Tagged with: comedy, complaining, dating, Facebook, Friends, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, whining
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Be My Valentine (or What’s Love Got To Do With It)
So since Christmas, I’ve noticed that page views for my blogs have been way down. I’ve heard the same complaint from other bloggers as well, so it’s not just me. (Phew. Although I wouldn’t blame you. I wouldn’t read this…
Tagged with: Blog, humor, inspirational, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, Valentine, valentine day
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
VandalEyes Fantasy World Tour (or I Really Need To Get A Job)
So, if you don’t know who Anne Wheaton and Bonnie Burton are, you might want to skip this post. Or better yet, go to vandaleyes.net or the #VandalEyes hashtag on Twitter and look at some of the pictures posted there.…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, celebrity, comedy, geek, Googly eyes, humor, nerd, Phil Plait, random nonsense, San Francisco, silliness, ThinkGeek, w00tstock, Wil Wheaton
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
Bras, Mixed Drinks, And Dead Celebrities (or Let’s Get The Party Started)
So, I’m tidying up and I come across this book, The Art of Mixing Drinks (Bantam Books) originally published in 1957. I forgot when and where I got it (for obvious reasons, probably) but I couldn’t help leafing through it…
Tagged with: Bantam Books, celebrity, comedy, drinking, drunk, Google Books, humor, miscellaneous, mixed drinks, party, random nonsense, silliness, underwear, Uplift: The Bra In America, War Production Board
Posted in Blog, Reviews
Posted in Blog, Reviews
Dictionary.com Takes A Huge Dump On Nerd Culture (or Let’s Get Hashtag Epic Fail Trending)
WARNING: This post is tl;dr and contains much snarkiness and nerdiness. I have used both the dictionary.com website and the app for a while now, mostly when I want a quick second opinion about a definition, and I am not…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, complaining, culture, dictionary.com, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, whining, writer, writing
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
The Five Stages Of Writing (or I Feel Your Pain)
Like dealing with grief, writing also has five stages. STAGE ONE – Caffeination Most writing begins with some sort of stimulant. Much writing is done late at night because writers are so easily distracted during the day and fail to…
Tagged with: Blog, books, comedy, complaining, cupcake, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining, writer, writing, Writing and Editing
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Verbatim Gibberish 
Spammers Aren’t Even Trying Anymore (or If You’re Going To Try To Screw Me, You Could At Least Buy Me Dinner)
So, I’m checking my blog stats today, because I’m {narcissistic|a responsible person|bored|compulsive}, and I notice that I’ve gotten twice as many spam comments as I have real comments from readers like you. On my other blog, that ratio is ten…
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog