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Shut Up Already (or Things That Seem Important To You, But Really Aren’t)

Okay, I’m really busy (wasting time), but I promised myself I would post at least three times a week. So at the risk of being snarky, I’ll leave you with this list, because nobody reads blog posts on Friday/Saturday any

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I Must Be A Hipster (or How To Write A Good Blog)

Only really cool people like you read this blog. At least that’s what I tell myself. Every now and then, I’ll be reading someone else’s blog and they’ll let us peek behind the curtain and see how many views or

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Things I know less about than I think

Challenge Accepted (or WTF WordPress)

Ugh!. Now I think they’re trying to spite me. WordPress has Freshly Pressed themselves about how to get Freshly Pressed. SO meta…http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/what-makes-a-post-freshly-press-able-bacon-in-a-toaster/ And if you still don’t know what I’m talking about http://en.support.wordpress.com/freshly-pressed/ Photo courtesy of freedigitalphotos.net

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This Post Has Everything (or Go On, I Dare You)

So I figure the secret to a successful blog is getting people to read it. Okay, that might seem obvious, but bear with me for a moment. Now, the best way to get people to read your blog is either

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Posted in Announcements, Be Crafty, Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, I'm Just Saying, Insidious Inspiration, Whine Tasting

Unintended Consequences (or Karma’s Not Always A Bitch)

So yesterday I posted Usual Suspects (New Page) in response to The Pink Agendist’s Blog Awards post. It was my intent to show that these awards are a little silly and mostly unnecessary. I think if you like someone’s blog, it’s

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Usual Suspects (New Page)

This is my wall of fame for bloggers. It is an exclusive club for those who give outstanding content and/or community support in the form of likes, links, comments and reblogs. It is presented as an alternative to the chain

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We Now Resume Our Regularly Scheduled Program (or I’m Not Dead Yet)

We Now Resume Our Regularly Scheduled Program (or I’m Not Dead Yet) So, I wasn’t hit by a bus nor was I abducted by space monkeys. (Although how cool would that be? Monkeys, I mean. Not getting hit by a

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I’ve Got You Under My Skin

  I’ve Got You Under My Skin (or They Make A Cream For That Now) There are so many things that make me angry. I can’t count the days when I’ve wanted to drive up on the sidewalk – Liberty

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Maybe

Maybe (or The Fine Art of Bullshitting) I have no ideas. I am drawing a complete blank. Usually, I can think of something at least twice a week. But no, I got nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.  Maybe it’s the heat.

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Google Anything

Google Anything (Or the Simpsons Did It.) There are no more new ideas. You don’t believe me? Think of something new. Go on, you can do it. Not so easy, is it? Assuming you do come up with something you

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