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Have A Nice Day (or Did You Miss Me?)

Sometimes, when I’m waiting in line and the cashier is really nice to me, I wonder “Is she making fun of me? Do I have something on my face. Is my hair standing up straight like I just stuck my

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Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting

These Are the Best Years of Your Life

These Are the Best Years of Your Life (or Other Lies You Tell Yourself) http://endlessstream.blogspot.ca/2011/10/road-not-taken.html So I ask myself, when does it get better? Everyone always says that these are the best years or those are the golden years, but

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Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration, Uncategorized

I’ve Got You Under My Skin

  I’ve Got You Under My Skin (or They Make A Cream For That Now) There are so many things that make me angry. I can’t count the days when I’ve wanted to drive up on the sidewalk – Liberty

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

A man walks into a doctor’s office

(or I haven’t posted all week so here is some complete nonsense) A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I’d like to register a complaint.” “I’m sorry to hear that what seems to be the problem?” “It’s

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Maybe

Maybe (or The Fine Art of Bullshitting) I have no ideas. I am drawing a complete blank. Usually, I can think of something at least twice a week. But no, I got nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.  Maybe it’s the heat.

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Filler

It’s been a crazy week with no time to write so I’ll just leave you with a few of these:

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Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration

Google Anything

Google Anything (Or the Simpsons Did It.) There are no more new ideas. You don’t believe me? Think of something new. Go on, you can do it. Not so easy, is it? Assuming you do come up with something you

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

Emissions Standards

Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Two: Emissions Standards (or What’s Behind Door Number Two? Eww. Sorry.) There’s a time and a place for everything. The time is not after you have scarfed down that third bean burrito, and

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Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think

Highway Shoes

Highway Shoes (or This Would Be My TED Talk) Recently, I’ve taken up walking again as a way to get some exercise. Now when I say walking, I’m not talking about a trip to the corner store. These walks can

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Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think

Hot and Bothered

After she died, I found some books in my great aunt’s attic. Among them were her diaries. March 12th, 1968 Dear Diary, It’s another lovely spring day, although it might rain later. It looks like they’re going to open a

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