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Children Should Be Seen And Not Herd (or Feeding Time At The Zoo)

Posted on October 24, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

I can’t even get a date, so I’m the last person in the world to give parenting advice. I probably know more about nuclear physics than I do kids. What I do know is they are often loud and usually…

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Shut Up Already (or Things That Seem Important To You, But Really Aren’t)

Posted on October 19, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Okay, I’m really busy (wasting time), but I promised myself I would post at least three times a week. So at the risk of being snarky, I’ll leave you with this list, because nobody reads blog posts on Friday/Saturday any…

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Do You Mind? (or Listen To The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth)

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Three How many times in your life have you had this conversation? Do you mind if I sit here? Yes. Yes, I can; or yes, you mind? I have to know; why is…

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My Neighbour Is Insane (or I Hope She Doesn’t Read This)

Posted on October 8, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

So, if you’ve read any of my previous blogs you may have noticed that I have a tendency to exaggerate (lie) about certain things. Like, for instance, that flat tire was entirely my fault (hit the curb), and I like…

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The Top Ten Questions Random People Keep Asking Me (or I Want To Be Alone)

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Are you an artist or designer? Would like a chance to make fifty bucks and have your art on the cover of a book. Check out my Cover Art Contest for details on how to enter. And now on with…

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Challenge Accepted (or WTF WordPress)

Posted on September 28, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Ugh!. Now I think they’re trying to spite me. WordPress has Freshly Pressed themselves about how to get Freshly Pressed. SO meta…http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/what-makes-a-post-freshly-press-able-bacon-in-a-toaster/ And if you still don’t know what I’m talking about http://en.support.wordpress.com/freshly-pressed/ Photo courtesy of freedigitalphotos.net

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This Post Has Everything (or Go On, I Dare You)

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

So I figure the secret to a successful blog is getting people to read it. Okay, that might seem obvious, but bear with me for a moment. Now, the best way to get people to read your blog is either…

Letting The Air Out (or If You Could Walk A Mile In My Shoes)

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

There’s nothing so humbling as a flat tire. So I was driving my mother to the hospital (Don’t worry, not an emergency, just some elective surgery, but with cancellation fees and wait times being what they are, it’s a good…

What Took You So Long (or My Inner Dialogue Part Six)

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] “So, I’m talking to myself…wait, how does it go? So I’m talking to myself and I say ‘Hey, me!’” “EEE-yeeesss!” “You don’t have to say it like that.” “Like what?”…

Have A Nice Day (or Did You Miss Me?)

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Sean Sandulak

Sometimes, when I’m waiting in line and the cashier is really nice to me, I wonder “Is she making fun of me? Do I have something on my face. Is my hair standing up straight like I just stuck my…