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Have A Nice Day (or Did You Miss Me?)

Sometimes, when I’m waiting in line and the cashier is really nice to me, I wonder “Is she making fun of me? Do I have something on my face. Is my hair standing up straight like I just stuck my

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Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting

These Are the Best Years of Your Life

These Are the Best Years of Your Life (or Other Lies You Tell Yourself) http://endlessstream.blogspot.ca/2011/10/road-not-taken.html So I ask myself, when does it get better? Everyone always says that these are the best years or those are the golden years, but

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Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration, Uncategorized

I’ve Got You Under My Skin

  I’ve Got You Under My Skin (or They Make A Cream For That Now) There are so many things that make me angry. I can’t count the days when I’ve wanted to drive up on the sidewalk – Liberty

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

Maybe

Maybe (or The Fine Art of Bullshitting) I have no ideas. I am drawing a complete blank. Usually, I can think of something at least twice a week. But no, I got nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.  Maybe it’s the heat.

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Highway Shoes

Highway Shoes (or This Would Be My TED Talk) Recently, I’ve taken up walking again as a way to get some exercise. Now when I say walking, I’m not talking about a trip to the corner store. These walks can

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Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think

Uncle! Uncle!

Uncle! Uncle! (or Don’t Drink and Blog) I am only one person. I know I’ve said this before, but there’s too much good stuff happening on the Internet. I can’t keep up. There is not enough time in the day

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A Blog By Any Other Name

A Blog By Any Other Name (or What’s That Smell?) ver·ba·tim [ver-bey-tim] adverb 1. in exactly the same words; word for word: to repeat something verbatim. adjective 2. corresponding word for word to the original source or text: a verbatim record

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Change For The Better

(or If It Ain’t Broke, Sell Them Upgrades) Have you ever had the experience where you walk into a store to buy something and it’s just not there anymore. It might have been something you’ve been buying for years, like

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Whine Tasting

Let’s Talk About It

(or Life’s Too Short To Deal With All Your Problems) Please don’t take anything I say too seriously. I may write something and then change my mind the next day. Or the next minute. I’m like that. I’m a flibbertigibbet.

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Insidious Inspiration

Random Acts of Mindless (Or What Was I Thinking?)

So, there are two kinds of people in the world. There is the guy who stands at the subway platform, looks at his watch, and worries that he’s going to be late. And there’s the guy who looks at the

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