So, I had this dream last night where it was West Side Story, but all the characters were from Star Wars. Instead of the Jets and Sharks, it was the Jedi versus the Stormtroopers, Han was wandering through Spanish Harlem…
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I Dream of Jedi (or Follow You Follow Me)
Tagged with: Blog, Facebook, geek, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, Star Wars, Twitter, West Side Story, whining, YouTube video
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
May the Fourth Strikes Back
Tagged with: comedy, entertainment, geek, humor, May the Forth Be with You, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, Star Wars
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
It was a dark and stormy night…
For those of you who are unaware of my obsession with VandalEyes, this will mean nothing, but after two of my favorite Twitter people posted shots of their glamorous makeovers for a Cupcake Quarterly calendar shoot and a bout of…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, Dark 'N Stormy, googly eye, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, silliness, Twitter, VandalEyes
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
Posted in Be Crafty, Blog
Nerd Flirting (or The Top Twelve Pick-Up Lines for Geeks)
So, we all know that geeks and nerds are an awkward lot to begin with, but when you mix in hormones and feelings, things can get a bit sticky, and not in the good way. No, not even copious amounts…
Tagged with: comedy, dating, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, zombies
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Things I Thought About Today (or Another Possible Start For The Zombie Apocalypse)
Every time I post complete nonsense that I just pulled out of my butt ten minutes ago I get a flood of new followers, so from now on I will just post random keystrokes. Vfihdgkbfbv bfbbh fj by do at.…
Tagged with: Blog, comedy, Ellen, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, Zombie apocalypse
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Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Top Ten Signs You May Be a Nerd (or What’s That Noise)
So, it’s been a while. Just thought I’d let you know I’m still alive. It’s April 15th and it’s snowing outside, so instead of pounding my head on my desk, I thought I’d send you a note. Just kidding. Seriously,…
Tagged with: Blog, comedy, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, silliness
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Just nerding out
February Blues (or Poor Me)
So, Garfield may not like Mondays, but I don’t like Februaries. They are cold and dark and home to too many bad memories going all the way back to junior high school (don’t ask). I wish I could just hibernate…
Tagged with: complaining, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
RIP Discovery Channel (or Television Is Getting Unreal)
So, I’m watching Mythbusters (because explosions), and I get distracted for a moment and forget to skip through the commercials. That’s when I see it. The trailer for a brand new show – Alien Mysteries. *sigh* I remember when Discovery…
Tagged with: annoyed, Bigfoot, complaining, corporations, Discovery Channel, entertainment, History, History Channel, humor, Mark Burnett, MonsterTalk, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, The Learning Channel, zombies
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Verbatim Gibberish 
The Next Big Thing in Social Media (or Find Out Who Your Real Friends Are)
So, I have the next great idea for social media. It’s a site where everyone can post to it except the person who it’s about. It’s like the complete opposite of Facebook where it’s all about you. There will be…
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