I was feeling lazy today, so I’m going to let spammers write my post for me. Here’s some of the nice things numbered gmail accounts are saying about me [presented verbatim, with my comments in red]. This is a comment…
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What Did You Expect? (or I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title)
Just a note because I said I was going to blog every day, so if I do this now it counts as a post, and you can’t stop me! What was I saying? Oh yeah. I just wanted to let…
Tagged with: Blog, DailyPost, Focus group, Friday, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, writer, writing
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Posted in Announcements, Blog
In A Subjunctive Mood (or Long Live The Drama Queen)
So I’ve decided I’m going to try to post something every day. Well, every weekday. Why? I don’t know; it seemed like a good idea at the time. I probably wouldn’t if I were the kind of person who thought…
Tagged with: Blog, DPchallenge, Facebook, Google+, Grammar, Grammatical person, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, social media, Subjunctive mood, Twitter, writer, writing
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, DPchallenge, Word Nerd
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, DPchallenge, Word Nerd
October Blogger Award
This month’s blogger award is *drumroll* “The Glass Is Always Half Full Award” and is presented to Tammy at Laughing at Everyday Life for always being upbeat without being really annoying about it. Congratulations Tammy. Here’s some funny just for…
Tagged with: award, Blog, Candidate, comedy, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, Tammy
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Children Should Be Seen And Not Herd (or Feeding Time At The Zoo)
I can’t even get a date, so I’m the last person in the world to give parenting advice. I probably know more about nuclear physics than I do kids. What I do know is they are often loud and usually…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, DPchallenge, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, whining
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Whine Tasting
Using Colorful Language (or Did You See What I Did There?)
Language isn’t always black and white. Indeed, some maroon can leave you red in the face with his linguistic abuses. Maybe a trip to Magenta would help get you back in the pink. Or maybe Burnt Orange Tailgating is more…
Tagged with: DPchallenge, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, writer, writing
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, DPchallenge, Just nerding out
Do You Mind? (or Listen To The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth)
Modern Etiquette for the Socially Challenged Part Three How many times in your life have you had this conversation? Do you mind if I sit here? Yes. Yes, I can; or yes, you mind? I have to know; why is…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, culture, humor, humour, miscellaneous, random nonsense, snarkiness, whining, writer, writing
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
I Must Be A Hipster (or How To Write A Good Blog)
Only really cool people like you read this blog. At least that’s what I tell myself. Every now and then, I’ll be reading someone else’s blog and they’ll let us peek behind the curtain and see how many views or…
Tagged with: Blog, blogging, comedy, DPchallenge, humor, humour, inspirational, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, whining, writer, writing, zombies
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Verbatim Gibberish 