Read this story from the beginning. Joe If the events of the past few months had taught Joe anything, it was that you can’t hold on to the past. He knew it was time to get on with his life,…
Blog Archives
Accepting Applications for Authors
Foil & Phaser is now accepting applications for volunteer science fiction and fantasy authors. Please check out both the Site Guidelines and the Terms of Use before applying. If you have any questions or concerns about those two documents, please…
Tagged with: Author, Blog, books, Fantasy, Goodreads, Online Communities, Online Writing, science fiction, WordPress, writer, writing
Posted in Announcements, Blog
Posted in Announcements, Blog
I Dream of Jedi (or Follow You Follow Me)
So, I had this dream last night where it was West Side Story, but all the characters were from Star Wars. Instead of the Jets and Sharks, it was the Jedi versus the Stormtroopers, Han was wandering through Spanish Harlem…
Tagged with: Blog, Facebook, geek, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, Star Wars, Twitter, West Side Story, whining, YouTube video
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Things I Thought About Today (or Another Possible Start For The Zombie Apocalypse)
Every time I post complete nonsense that I just pulled out of my butt ten minutes ago I get a flood of new followers, so from now on I will just post random keystrokes. Vfihdgkbfbv bfbbh fj by do at.…
Tagged with: Blog, comedy, Ellen, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, Zombie apocalypse
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Top Ten Signs You May Be a Nerd (or What’s That Noise)
So, it’s been a while. Just thought I’d let you know I’m still alive. It’s April 15th and it’s snowing outside, so instead of pounding my head on my desk, I thought I’d send you a note. Just kidding. Seriously,…
Tagged with: Blog, comedy, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, silliness
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog, Just nerding out
Be My Valentine (or What’s Love Got To Do With It)
So since Christmas, I’ve noticed that page views for my blogs have been way down. I’ve heard the same complaint from other bloggers as well, so it’s not just me. (Phew. Although I wouldn’t blame you. I wouldn’t read this…
Tagged with: Blog, humor, inspirational, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, Valentine, valentine day
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Blogging (or Why Do I Do This To Myself?)
So, it’s been a while. I’m not ignoring you fine people out there; I just ran out of things to say. A lot of people blog about their daily lives, but mine has been pretty boring. I’ve gone into hibernation…
Tagged with: Blog, complaining, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, writing
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Posted in 3(Blah) + 3(Yada) = (Blog), Blog
Dictionary.com Takes A Huge Dump On Nerd Culture (or Let’s Get Hashtag Epic Fail Trending)
WARNING: This post is tl;dr and contains much snarkiness and nerdiness. I have used both the dictionary.com website and the app for a while now, mostly when I want a quick second opinion about a definition, and I am not…
Tagged with: annoyed, Blog, complaining, culture, dictionary.com, geek, humor, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, whining, writer, writing
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
The Five Stages Of Writing (or I Feel Your Pain)
Like dealing with grief, writing also has five stages. STAGE ONE – Caffeination Most writing begins with some sort of stimulant. Much writing is done late at night because writers are so easily distracted during the day and fail to…
Tagged with: Blog, books, comedy, complaining, cupcake, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining, writer, writing, Writing and Editing
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Verbatim Gibberish 