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Going To The Movies (Or What Has It Gots In Its Pocketses, Precious)

So I haven’t been to an actual movie theatre in ages. I think the last movie I went out to see was Men in Black. The first one. Yeah, that long ago. It’s not that I don’t like going to

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Posted in Blog, Smile for the camera

What Do You Want? (or My Inner Dialogue Part Two)

So I’m talking to myself again and I say, “Hey me.” “Oh, you again?” “What do people want?” “You mean besides sex, oxygen and the occasional jelly donut?” “Yeah.” “How should I know?” “You’re people, aren’t you? What do you

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Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.

My Heroes Aren’t So Super (or Nobody Looks Good in Spandex)

When superheroes first came on the scene, they were just like us, only more so. Sure, they had a cool power or two but mostly they were real people with real problems. Maintaining secret identities, trying to get a date

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Just nerding out

Eye Candy (or That Stuff Will Rot Your Brain)

It’s okay if you don’t like comic books. Sorry, graphic novels. Sheesh. When I was growing up we never had a lot money to spare. It’s not that we were poor, but it was more like a choice between comics

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Just nerding out

Living the Dream (or Fake It Until You Make It)

Some days you just don’t feel like laughing. I’ve often heard phrases like “smile when you say that, they can hear it in your voice.” And while that’s true, it doesn’t mean you feel like smiling. Most of the time

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Posted in Best Of Verbatim Gibberish, Blog, Insidious Inspiration

The Unofficial Future History of Digital Media (or The Internet Will Kill Us All)

So I was sitting around one day when I thought, “Hey, me.” “What now?” I answered. I always annoy myself but today I was being extra bothersome. “Why don’t we try this Twitter thing all the kids are talking about.”

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Storytelling is our Cultural Heritage

(or Why the Novelist Couldn’t Go to the Bathroom) I’ve been complaining too much lately, so I thought I would try a different approach. We all tell stories. Some of them are true; most are not. From the time we

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Posted in Blog, I'm Just Saying

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