(Or Sun Tzu’s Fart of War) It always bothers me when I’m playing a video game, how the NPC’s are so blasé about their dead friends. They wander around like nothing happened, meanwhile they are standing in a pool of…
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Where Does the Time Go? (or Pause, Rewind, Replay)
I’ve just realized it’s been a week since I posted something. Sometimes I just can’t believe how fast the hours and days go by. And before you ask – no, this is not a self-indulgent, my life is so amazing,…
Tagged with: comedy, complaining, geek, humor, humour, miscellaneous, nerd, nonsense, random, reading, silliness, television, video games, writing
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Glutton for Punishment (or My Inner Dialogue Part 3)
So, I’m talking to myself and I say, “Hey, me.” [silence] “Cut it out. I know you’re there.” [silence] “Fine. I’ll just sing sea chanties until you answer me.” “Wait. What? Sorry, I was just thinking to myself.” “I didn’t…
Tagged with: cake, comedy, cupcake, humor, humour, lose weight now, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, small pleasures, talking to myself, whining
Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Random Acts of Mindless (Or What Was I Thinking?)
So, there are two kinds of people in the world. There is the guy who stands at the subway platform, looks at his watch, and worries that he’s going to be late. And there’s the guy who looks at the…
Tagged with: comedy, complaining, culture, cupcake, humor, humour, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, truth
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Going To The Movies (Or What Has It Gots In Its Pocketses, Precious)
So I haven’t been to an actual movie theatre in ages. I think the last movie I went out to see was Men in Black. The first one. Yeah, that long ago. It’s not that I don’t like going to…
Tagged with: celebrity, comedy, complaining, culture, dating, entertainment, geek, humor, humour, miscellaneous, movies, nerd, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, story, storytelling, whining
Posted in Blog, Smile for the camera
Posted in Blog, Smile for the camera
Time Management (or Sometimes a Police Box is Just a Police Box)
So I didn’t post anything on Sunday as I had originally planned. It wasn’t that I was sick or tired (although I was a little of both), but mostly because I spent the entire weekend playing video games. There were…
Tagged with: carrie fisher, comedy, culture, entertainment, geek, humor, humour, miscellaneous, nerd, nonsense, personal robot, random, robot, robot maid, robots, silliness
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Happy Star Wars Day
May the fourth be with you. Also, isn’t time we forgave Lando Calrissian? Billy Dee was working that cape. At-at dog via http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/pets/ ma T-shirt via http://www.zazzle.ca/may_the_force_be_with_you_tshirt-235263372517850208 Star wars motivational poster 2 via http://swtor-dnd-techreviews.blogspot.ca/2012_01_01_archive.html Darth Tater via http://www.coolpicturegallery.us/2010/10/11-things-that-look-like-darth-vader.html Lando via…
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Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Winning the lottery (or it never hurts to ask)
So what would you do with a million dollars? I’m not asking for myself, unfortunately. It was just a question that I ask when I buy the occasional lottery ticket. I think it’s less about wish-fulfillment than it is a…
Tagged with: Blog, comedy, complaining, entertainment, geek, humor, humour, miscellaneous, money, nerd, nonsense, random, silliness, whining, writing
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Verbatim Gibberish 