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Vandal Eyes (Part One)

You’ve seen them everywhere. Those little plastic googly eyes that turn everyday objects into adorable faces. Maybe you’ve seen them stuck to a poster, turning a regular photograph into an amusing parody of itself. But all this time, I bet

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Are You Sick Of Surveys? Take Our Survey To Find Out

In order to improve our service, we need your feedback. Please take a moment to complete our survey. It should only take a few minutes of your time. Congratulations. You are a Turkish Angora kitten. Wait…am I doing this right?

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Posted in Blog, Random Nonsense

Attack of the Underwear Models (or Not Just Another Pretty Face)

I’ve always been a fan of science fiction, so when a new genre show comes on, I’ll always check it out. This comes partly from how there were very few sci-fi shows when I was growing up (at least not

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Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting

I was forced to write my first rejection letter today. I think I nailed it.

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Gods and Angels Month on the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

Geek Goddess Felicia Day as Greek Goddess Venus

Thanks to the ladies of Vaginal Fantasy. You are all divine. .

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Posted in Blog, Just nerding out

Prophecy? No, Thank You. Part Three

Here is my story from Divide and Conquer. You can find this and other great stories at Foil & Phaser. Coming soon as an ebook. Part One It wasn’t until the next afternoon that they reached the scorched earth that

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Prophecy? No, Thank You. Part Two

Here is my story from Divide and Conquer. You can find this and other great stories at Foil & Phaser. Coming soon as an ebook. Part One Cravan’s face turned an even brighter shade of red. “What do you mean,

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Prophecy? No, Thank You. Part One

Here is my story from Divide and Conquer. You can find this and other great stories at Foil & Phaser. Coming soon as an ebook. Cravan idly swirled the last bit of his beer around in the bottom of his

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Be a Good Sport (or I’m a Bad Canadian)

So, I don’t like hockey. Shhh… don’t tell anyone, or they may kick me out of the country. Or burn me alive. It’s fifty-fifty at this point. People get very passionate about [insert local sports franchise here]. They like to

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Posted in Blog, Demented Dialogs, I'm Just Saying

Greetings and Salutations (and Other Insincere Forms of Expression)

Dear Reader, To begin with, can we stop using the word Dear. Dear means beloved, precious, priceless, or rare. I don’t have that kind of relationship with my phone company, nor do I want one. We can still be friends,

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Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd

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