I was forced to write my first rejection letter today. I think I nailed it.

Crazed recluse and sociophobe who has taken up writing after failing at everything else. Send pizza.

Join us on the @vaginalfantasy Discord Tue April 4th at 6 pm Pacific as we chat about "House of Earth and Blood (Cr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
It must already be March in Florida because there's no Black History there anymore. #MarchinFlorida 1 month ago
Decorate for Christmas?🎄 It'll be a miracle if I vacuum this year. 3 months ago
Since he'll do anything a poll says, should @elonmusk give away all his money to transgender youth in crisis? 3 months ago
I'ma just leave this here. Who Said It: Kanye or Hitler? youtu.be/0RMdwA8GWB8 #13yearsago 3 months ago
If we ever get a real edit option on Twitter, I'm going to change all my old tweets to "@elonmusk can suck a bag of dicks." 4 months ago
I joined Twitter 11 years ago. Fitting as it's now run by an 11-year-old. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/D0bo7EG20l 4 months ago
Maybe @elonmusk just wanted to go down as the biggest troll in history. If so, mission accomplished. Of course, if… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 months ago
RT @rebeccawatson: tired: being angry at scooby doo bc velma is gay wired: being angry at scooby doo bc the movies introduced the paranorm… 5 months ago
Join us on the @vaginalfantasy Discord Tue July 5th at 6 pm Pacific as we wrap up Pride Month with our chat about "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 8 months ago
Voting now open for our @vaginalfantasy June Pride pick on our Discord. discord.com/invite/QtETnmF #polls 🏳️‍🌈 Also,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 10 months ago