If you like this story, consider getting a copy for your self. The Problem with Prophesy is currently selling pre-orders at Inkshares. I’ll be publishing the first few chapters here as a teaser. If the book reaches 750 pre-orders, it will…
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In order to improve our service, we need your feedback. Please take a moment to complete our survey. It should only take a few minutes of your time. Congratulations. You are a Turkish Angora kitten. Wait…am I doing this right?
Tagged with: comedy, humor, kittens, miscellaneous, quiz, random nonsense, satire, silliness, survey
Posted in Blog, Random Nonsense
Posted in Blog, Random Nonsense
Gods and Angels Month on the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout
Thanks to the ladies of Vaginal Fantasy. You are all divine. .
Tagged with: bad photoshop, bonnie burton, comedy, Felicia Day, geek, humor, Kiala Kazebee, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, romance, silliness, Vaginal Fantasy, Veronica Belmont
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Greetings and Salutations (and Other Insincere Forms of Expression)
Dear Reader, To begin with, can we stop using the word Dear. Dear means beloved, precious, priceless, or rare. I don’t have that kind of relationship with my phone company, nor do I want one. We can still be friends,…
Tagged with: annoyed, comedy, complaining, culture, Happy New Year, humor, lose weight now, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, snarkiness, truth, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting, Word Nerd
Bathroom Humour (or Sanitized For Your Protection)
I’ve found a new low in etiquette, and it’s people who put others on speakerphone in public washrooms. Yes, that has happened to me on more than one occasion. Thank you, kind sir, for putting me in the embarrassing position…
Tagged with: annoyed, Bathroom, comedy, complaining, humor, miscellaneous, Public toilet, random nonsense, silliness, Sink, Skynet, Toilet, whining
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting
Putin vs. Poutine (or The Gentrification of Fast Food and the Third World War)
So, you can tell a lot about a person by the kind of cheese they eat. If you look in the average person’s fridge, you’re going to find some mozzarella and cheddar, maybe some swiss or parmesan. Perhaps you live…
Tagged with: comedy, fast food, geek, humor, lose weight now, miscellaneous, nerd, random nonsense, silliness, technology
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
You’re Going to Have To Do Better Than That
If you’re like me, sometimes it can be a little hard to get motivated. All too often this: can feel like this: But then I got to thinking that maybe it’s not me, it’s them. There’s a whole segment of…
Tagged with: comedy, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, satire, snarkiness
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
May the Fourth Strikes Back
Tagged with: comedy, entertainment, geek, humor, May the Forth Be with You, miscellaneous, random nonsense, silliness, Star Wars
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Verbatim Gibberish 
The Next Big Thing in Social Media (or Find Out Who Your Real Friends Are)
So, I have the next great idea for social media. It’s a site where everyone can post to it except the person who it’s about. It’s like the complete opposite of Facebook where it’s all about you. There will be…
Posted in Blog, Whine Tasting