(or My Inner Dialogue Part Four) “So I’m talking to myself and…” “Whoa! Let me stop you right there.” “Uh…what’s going on?” “You’re going on that’s what’s going on.” “What do you mean?” “This is the part where you make…
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The End of the Universe
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Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Random Acts of Mindless (Or What Was I Thinking?)
So, there are two kinds of people in the world. There is the guy who stands at the subway platform, looks at his watch, and worries that he’s going to be late. And there’s the guy who looks at the…
Tagged with: comedy, complaining, culture, cupcake, humor, humour, miscellaneous, nonsense, random, silliness, snarkiness, truth
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Posted in Blog, Insidious Inspiration
Going To The Movies (Or What Has It Gots In Its Pocketses, Precious)
So I haven’t been to an actual movie theatre in ages. I think the last movie I went out to see was Men in Black. The first one. Yeah, that long ago. It’s not that I don’t like going to…
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Posted in Blog, Smile for the camera
Posted in Blog, Smile for the camera
What Do You Want? (or My Inner Dialogue Part Two)
So I’m talking to myself again and I say, “Hey me.” “Oh, you again?” “What do people want?” “You mean besides sex, oxygen and the occasional jelly donut?” “Yeah.” “How should I know?” “You’re people, aren’t you? What do you…
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Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Posted in Blog, Talking to myself does not make me crazy.
Consumption Culture (or Are You Going to Eat That?)
Everywhere I go, people are eating something. I go to the park and there are sodas and ice cream cones. I go to the shopping mall and people are wandering around with a cup of coffee and a danish. I…
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Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
Posted in Blog, Things I know less about than I think
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Kittens vs. Schadenfreude (Or Read This or Teh Kitteh Gets It!)
A battle between the forces of good and evil is being fought on the Internet. No, it’s not the latest MMORPG or the Avengers movie. This is a real life struggle between those who would inspire us with soft, fluffy…
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