So, I don’t like hockey. Shhh… don’t tell anyone, or they may kick me out of the country. Or burn me alive. It’s fifty-fifty at this point. People get very passionate about [insert local sports franchise here]. They like to…
(or I haven’t posted all week so here is some complete nonsense) A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I’d like to register a complaint.” “I’m sorry to hear that what seems to be the problem?” “It’s…