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Vandal Eyes (Part Three)
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, VandalEyes, writing
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Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Vandal Eyes (Part Two)
Read the story from the beginning. What’s in the bag? “Let’s start at the beginning,” said the police detective. “What were the two of you doing in that alley?” Anne rubbed her wrists from where the cuffs had chaffed her…
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Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Vandal Eyes (Part One)
You’ve seen them everywhere. Those little plastic googly eyes that turn everyday objects into adorable faces. Maybe you’ve seen them stuck to a poster, turning a regular photograph into an amusing parody of itself. But all this time, I bet…
Tagged with: Anne Wheaton, bonnie burton, humor, miscellaneous, random nonsense, short story, VandalEyes, writing
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
Posted in Blog, Fiction, VandalEyes
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In order to improve our service, we need your feedback. Please take a moment to complete our survey. It should only take a few minutes of your time. Congratulations. You are a Turkish Angora kitten. Wait…am I doing this right?
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Posted in Blog, Random Nonsense
Posted in Blog, Random Nonsense
I was forced to write my first rejection letter today. I think I nailed it.
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Posted in Blog, Word Nerd
Gods and Angels Month on the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout
Thanks to the ladies of Vaginal Fantasy. You are all divine. .
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Posted in Blog, Just nerding out
Prophecy? No, Thank You. Part Three
Here is my story from Divide and Conquer. You can find this and other great stories at Foil & Phaser. Coming soon as an ebook. Part One It wasn’t until the next afternoon that they reached the scorched earth that…
Prophecy? No, Thank You. Part Two
Here is my story from Divide and Conquer. You can find this and other great stories at Foil & Phaser. Coming soon as an ebook. Part One Cravan’s face turned an even brighter shade of red. “What do you mean,…
Prophecy? No, Thank You. Part One
Here is my story from Divide and Conquer. You can find this and other great stories at Foil & Phaser. Coming soon as an ebook. Cravan idly swirled the last bit of his beer around in the bottom of his…
Verbatim Gibberish 