I was forced to write my first rejection letter today. I think I nailed it.

Amanda Gorman gave the USA more hope and eloquence in four minutes than The Donald did in four years. 1 day ago
Taking this back from Orange Man. Adios, you sad stump of a man, you mewling brat in an ill-fitting suit. May you r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
RT @FilmmakerJulie: https://t.co/I55rxvSWPS 1 day ago
Help us decide our @vaginalfantasy book for February! Vote for your favorites or add your own at… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
RT @stevenspohn: I am so shook. @Twitch donating $1,000,000 to @AbleGamers is going to *literally* change the lives of thousands of people… 2 months ago
Is it safe to come back to Twitter now? 2 months ago
https://t.co/931Pkl830C 2 months ago
The poll is open. Help us decide our @vaginalfantasy book picks for the next three months! Vote for your favorites… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
Help us decide our @vaginalfantasy book picks for the next three months! Nominate your favorites until October 25th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 months ago
https://t.co/PZKjN1t0Kc 3 months ago
Could someone ask Amy Coney Barrett if she likes pie? I'd like to hear her answer at least one fucking question wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 months ago