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I was forced to write my first rejection letter today. I think I nailed it.

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Gods and Angels Month on the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

Geek Goddess Felicia Day as Greek Goddess Venus

Thanks to the ladies of Vaginal Fantasy. You are all divine. .

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Prophecy? No, Thank You. Part Three

Here is my story from Divide and Conquer. You can find this and other great stories at Foil & Phaser. Coming soon as an ebook. Part One It wasn’t until the next afternoon that they reached the scorched earth that

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Prophecy? No, Thank You. Part Two

Here is my story from Divide and Conquer. You can find this and other great stories at Foil & Phaser. Coming soon as an ebook. Part One Cravan’s face turned an even brighter shade of red. “What do you mean,

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Prophecy? No, Thank You. Part One

Here is my story from Divide and Conquer. You can find this and other great stories at Foil & Phaser. Coming soon as an ebook. Cravan idly swirled the last bit of his beer around in the bottom of his

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Be a Good Sport (or I’m a Bad Canadian)

So, I don’t like hockey. Shhh… don’t tell anyone, or they may kick me out of the country. Or burn me alive. It’s fifty-fifty at this point. People get very passionate about [insert local sports franchise here]. They like to

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Posted in Demented Dialogs, I'm Just Saying

Greetings and Salutations (and Other Insincere Forms of Expression)

Dear Reader, To begin with, can we stop using the word Dear. Dear means beloved, precious, priceless, or rare. I don’t have that kind of relationship with my phone company, nor do I want one. We can still be friends,

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Posted in Whine Tasting, Word Nerd

Bathroom Humour (or Sanitized For Your Protection)

I’ve found a new low in etiquette, and it’s people who put others on speakerphone in public washrooms. Yes, that has happened to me on more than one occasion. Thank you, kind sir, for putting me in the embarrassing position

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Posted in Whine Tasting

Expressing Yourself in the Age of Consumerism

With a computer in nearly every home in the industrialized world, instant access to a worldwide repository of visual images, and freely available software to manipulate those pictures, it was only a matter of time before people started making dumb

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Posted in Things I know less about than I think
Divide and Conquer: A collection of short stories from the workshops of Foil & Phaser for your Kindle or ePub reader.
Divide and Conquer Volume One

is collection of short stories from the workshops of Foil & Phaser available for free from the following retailers.
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