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		<title>Unkind, Part Two</title>
		<link>http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/23/unkind-part-two-sean-sandulak-fiction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The beginning of this story&#8230; Devlin (continued) &#8220;Don&#8217;t move,&#8221; said Devlin. &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to hurt you.&#8221; She had her hair cut short, and she wore a dirty baseball cap and baggy clothes. It was no wonder that he had<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/23/unkind-part-two-sean-sandulak-fiction/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more --><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=seansandulak.com&#038;blog=32092193&#038;post=8033&#038;subd=nervouscitizen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Promises</title>
		<link>http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/19/promises/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reblogged from 1 Story A Week: Drawn window shades, the husky voice of Ray Lamontagne seeping through the speakers, and hushed conversations gave the coffee shop the feel of dusk even though there were still a few hours left of<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/19/promises/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more --><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=seansandulak.com&#038;blog=32092193&#038;post=8031&#038;subd=nervouscitizen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Going to Have To Do Better Than That</title>
		<link>http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/18/youre-going-to-have-to-do-better-than-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ If you&#8217;re like me, sometimes it can be a little hard to get motivated. All too often this: can feel like this: But then I got to thinking that maybe it&#8217;s not me, it&#8217;s them. There&#8217;s  a whole segment of<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/18/youre-going-to-have-to-do-better-than-that/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more --><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=seansandulak.com&#038;blog=32092193&#038;post=7991&#038;subd=nervouscitizen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Dream of Jedi (or Follow You Follow Me)</title>
		<link>http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/15/i-dream-of-jedi-or-follow-you-follow-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 04:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I had this dream last night where it was West Side Story, but all the characters were from Star Wars. Instead of the Jets and Sharks, it was the Jedi versus the Stormtroopers, Han was wandering through Spanish Harlem<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/15/i-dream-of-jedi-or-follow-you-follow-me/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more --><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=seansandulak.com&#038;blog=32092193&#038;post=7971&#038;subd=nervouscitizen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Mother&#039;s Day: Geek Dream Card </title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 17:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reblogged from Girl On Game: A quick post, and a Happy Mother's Day to everyone out there to whom it applies. I hope one day when I'm a mother, I'll get a card like this. Shout out to Robert Alicea<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/12/happy-mothers-day-geek-dream-card/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more --><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=seansandulak.com&#038;blog=32092193&#038;post=7965&#038;subd=nervouscitizen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s disposable culture, you&#8217;ve all had the experience of a product or service that doesn&#8217;t live up to expectations (especially of you&#8217;ve ever flown United). It may be because the economy is bad and they&#8217;re forced to run on<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/09/why-does-itunes-suck-so-bad/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more --><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=seansandulak.com&#038;blog=32092193&#038;post=7759&#038;subd=nervouscitizen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Unkind, Part One</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 01:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devlin The street was full of people, all hurrying to get somewhere. No one noticed a young man leaning against a wall minding his own business, but he saw everyone who walked by. He gauged and judged each one in<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/08/unkind-part-one/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more --><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=seansandulak.com&#038;blog=32092193&#038;post=7650&#038;subd=nervouscitizen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 05:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<title>It was a dark and stormy night&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/03/vandaleyes-it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 01:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who are unaware of my obsession with VandalEyes, this will mean nothing, but after two of my favorite Twitter people posted shots of their glamorous makeovers for a Cupcake Quarterly calendar shoot and a bout of<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/03/vandaleyes-it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more --><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=seansandulak.com&#038;blog=32092193&#038;post=7586&#038;subd=nervouscitizen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Next Big Thing in Social Media (or Find Out Who Your Real Friends Are)</title>
		<link>http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/01/the-next-big-thing-in-social-media-or-find-out-who-your-real-friends-are/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 01:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Sandulak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I have the next great idea for social media. It&#8217;s a site where everyone can post to it except the person who it&#8217;s about. It&#8217;s like the complete opposite of Facebook where it&#8217;s all about you. There will be<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://seansandulak.com/2013/05/01/the-next-big-thing-in-social-media-or-find-out-who-your-real-friends-are/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more --><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=seansandulak.com&#038;blog=32092193&#038;post=7439&#038;subd=nervouscitizen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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